The Jaded Pony Boutique

08/02/2026

08/01/2026

🍂 Sorry, chickies...but fall is coming for us Montana girls. 😏

Mornings are getting cooler, evenings are getting earlier, and you know what that means...

Layering season is almost here. 🤎

Start with your favorite tank or graphic tee during the day, then throw this sandstone hoodie on when that Montana evening chill rolls in. Pair it with these camo jeans and you've officially entered cute without trying too hard territory.

And before anyone argues...

Camo is basically a neutral. Prove me wrong. 😘

🤎 Hoodie available online AND in the shop!
https://thejadedpony.com/products/real-girls-wear-camo-hoodie-%F0%9F%92%9A

🛒 Camo jeans are available online only
https://thejadedpony.com/products/green-camo-print-button-fly-straight-leg-ankle-length-jeans
📦 Online orders ship in 7–14 business days

07/31/2026

If you're here to judge my toes... just know my horses have a standing 6-week pedi appointment on the calendar. 🤦‍♀️🐴 Priorities, apparently.

BUT that's not why we're here...

🚨 Last call for the Myra order! 🚨

I'm closing it out TONIGHT! If you've been eyeing a pair of boots, a bag, or anything Myra, now's the time. We can usually beat Myra's website pricing by around $10 while staying within their pricing guidelines, and if it ships in Myra's original packaging, we'll cover the shipping too.

👇 Comment "ME" below if you want me to reach out before I submit the order tonight!

Let's get this order over the $250 minimum so I can hit submit! 🤎

07/31/2026

There really is nothing better than small-town summers and rodeo weekends. 🤠❤️

One of my favorite parts? When the local kiddos invite you to come watch them compete. It never gets old, and honestly... it's pretty dang heartwarming to be included in something they're so excited about.

Who's going? And more importantly... which boots are you wearing? 🖤🤍❤️

✨ Everything in this look is available ONLINE ONLY and ships in 7–14 business days, so grab your favorites before they're gone!

Shop this look👇👇👇

💎https://thejadedpony.com/products/belt-buckle-initial-necklace
👟Check out myra.com let us know which ones you want, order goes in 7/31 6pm
👕https://thejadedpony.com/products/the-original-viral-boot-stitch-western-graphic-tee-black
👖https://thejadedpony.com/products/acid-wash-pocket-detail-flare-jeans

See y'all at the rodeo! 🐂💕

07/30/2026

😂 Well...apparently AI thinks I look like I bench press cattle.

I'm not saying I asked for bigger arms...but AI said, "You're welcome." 💪🤣

Now that we've all recovered from my surprise biceps...let's talk about the outfit. 😍

🤍 Horseshoe sweater vest
🩶 Western print pants or shorts (because choices are fun)
🐄 Hair-on-hide purse to tie it all together.

The outfit? 10/10.
The AI muscles? GOALS! 😏

Drop a 💪 if you caught the arm glow-up...and tell me—Team Pants or Team Shorts? 👇🤎

https://thejadedpony.com/products/concho-cabochon-earrings-1
👛https://thejadedpony.com/products/black-white-hair-on-hide-concealed-carry-purse-genuine-leather
👕https://thejadedpony.com/products/white-crochet-horseshoe-short-sleeve-knit-sweater?_pos=1&_sid=fcf452afe&_ss=r

👖https://thejadedpony.com/products/gray-wild-west-riding-vintage-printed-shift-jeans

07/29/2026

River called...it said to quit pretending you're gonna "just look." 😏🎣

This outfit is giving river floats, Huck shakes, and "one more cast" energy.

✨ Throw on the trout tee.
🧢 Grab the hat.
👖 Rock the cutoffs.
🤎 Add the sandals and beads.
💁‍♀️ Be the cutest one on the river...without even trying.

💎https://thejadedpony.com/products/nks230603-38-silver-17-inches-8mm-silver-navajo-pearl-bead-necklace
👟DM us
🎩https://thejadedpony.com/products/down-to-fish-trucker-hat
👕https://thejadedpony.com/products/rainbow-trout-graphic-tee
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https://thejadedpony.com/products/distressed-pocketed-denim-shorts

07/28/2026

🚨 We may have accidentally dropped a SH*T TON of new stuff this week. 🤠🔥

New tees... ✔️
New hats... ✔️
A few pieces that aren't quite as sassy... but c'mon... you knew we had to throw those in for the girls who behave. 😜

The rest? Yeah... they're giving attitude, sarcasm, country, and a whole lotta "don't tell me what to do."

🛒 These are ONLINE ONLY, so don't wait around. Your size (or your favorite hat) isn't gonna save itself.

Go fill that cart before you're stuck commenting, "Dang it... I should've ordered." 💁‍♀️

👇 Tell us which one is screaming your name!

https://thejadedpony.com/collections/new-arrivals

07/27/2026

Sounds like you're wanting to jump in on a Myra order! 🤎

Y'all... Myra is SO much more than just shoes and bags! 😍 They've got wallets, backpacks, weekender bags, jewelry, accessories, and so much more.

I've dropped the link below so you can browse. 👇 Once you find something you love, just comment or send us a message with a screenshot (or the item) and your size if needed.

👢 From our experience, Myra tends to run true to size. If you've purchased Myra before, we'd LOVE to hear your feedback! Drop a comment below and let everyone know how the sizing worked for you. ❤️

✨ Bonus: We can usually beat Myra's website price by at least $10 while still staying within their pricing guidelines!

📦 If your order ships in Myra's original packaging (those bubble-wrapped mailers with shoes encased in bubble wrap ), we'll even cover the shipping for you.

💰 One little thing: We do have to meet Myra's $250 minimum order (MOQ) before we can submit the order, so grab a friend or treat yourself to a couple goodies! 😉

🤠 I'm thinking we'll close this order Friday at 5:00 PM. As long as we've hit the minimum, we'll get it submitted then!

Happy shopping... and fair warning... once you start looking at Myra, it's hard to stop! 🤎🛍️

🔗 Link to shop: ⬇️
https://myrausa.com/

07/26/2026

Myra reduced our MOQ from $500 to $250 🥳
Should we put together a order????

07/25/2026

🥵 Too hot to be outside? We've got a better idea...

❄️ Skip the heat and come shop in the A/C instead! 🛍️💕

Whether you're looking for a cute outfit, the perfect gift, or just need an excuse to cool off... we've got you covered.

🍒 New arrivals are hitting New Arrivals
🛒 Last call on our current online-only items
💖 And yes... the A/C is working overtime.

⏰ We're open until 2 PM today!

Come hang out with us before you melt! 😉🔥➡️❄️

📍 The Jaded Pony Boutique
See ya soon! 🖤🐆🍒