Candy Pants LLC

10/10/2026

You may not like it but

10/05/2026

Wow it seems pretty clear which cards are brighter and sharper when comparing these iconic Topps cards with their completely 100% legal under counterparts made by

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10/04/2026

Anyone else watching Channel 9’s syndicated Sunday lineup?

10/02/2026

Last Saturday we glommed onto at Falling Knife Brewing Company that cinemaofthemacabre put on and got to hang with cool folx like and DreamHaven Books. This week we’re mostly just counting our money but hope to return again soon to spread the horror of our limited edition custom 20 card set

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09/30/2026

For $80 PSA will tell you this is worthless. For $8000 they will verify the provenance of the (MK). If you send us proper old school cards + any amount of money we will tell you what we think of them

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09/27/2026

Sometimes you get a card in the mail from an old friend and let the glorious past inspire a greater future

08/24/2026

08/22/2026

Order this low-pop limited edition card before it’s gone

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08/15/2026

Uh cuz

And Pete Rose too, baby

08/11/2026

They said it couldn’t be done! JCP Conglomerates has its own Series 1 Wacky Pax cards 1-20 on high quality card stock. Limited to 200 sets printed. To order please send money at pay me dot horse and click “Pay John Candy’s Pants”