Deth-bar

07/04/2026

🐐The Damn Goat Beard Oil Is Here! Get 24 Hour Scent Profile, Condition, And Your Beard And Shine On Like The Greatest Of All Time That You Are.

07/04/2026

07/04/2026

👇- New Drop - The Damn Goat Beard Oil!

The Damn Goat isn’t here to compete— it’s already won. A warm rush of sandalwood and amber lingers like a legend you can’t quite place, familiar but untouchable. Beneath it, grape seed, golden jojoba, aloe infused coconut, and argan oils work their quiet magic, softening the beard, calming the itch, and laying down a smooth, healthy shine that looks almost unfair. It doesn’t ask for attention… it just gets it. The GOAT doesn’t follow trends — it sets them, then walks away smelling incredible.

06/09/2026

👇 New Drop, In Stock! CryptKeeper!

The Crypt Keeper doesn’t just store your soap — it entombs it. Built to stack or mount on the wall, this brutalist storage vault keeps your Deth-Wash bars locked in place and ready for the next ritual. Dark, clean, and unapologetically heavy in presence, The Crypt Keeper turns ordinary storage into something that looks ripped straight from an underground bunker. Your bars deserve better than a shower shelf graveyard.

Stack any Deth-Bar or Dr. Squatch Soap in this 5 bar storage crypt.

06/06/2026

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06/06/2026

It's here!!! The Cryptkeeper, fits all Deth-bar soaps and Dr. Squatch soaps! All Preorders going out this Monday!

06/03/2026

Now Available - King Nothing Beard Oil!

05/29/2026

YEAH... YOUR DAD IS FRE@KN’ COOL. Get him something that is unique and K!ck@ss this year. Get 3 soaps of your choice, a Wicked Tray, and a Beard Oil!

Step 1. Pick Your 3 Soaps
Step 2. Pick Your Tray
Step 3. Pick Beard Oil

05/29/2026

👇Now Available! King Nothing Beard Oil. 💀🤘

King Nothing carries the scent of quiet power — warm to***co smoke curling through dark vanilla like the ghost of a late night victory. Rich oils of grape seed, golden jojoba, aloe infused coconut, and argan sink deep to soften coarse hairs, calm irritation, and leave behind a smooth, healthy shine without the weight. Bold without begging for attention, worn like a crown by the ones who never needed approval in the first place.

05/29/2026

Developing product... So close to the end zone on these next pieces. Have not been pushing new content, because of the influx of orders, new devs and working on the distribution side. We will be pushing more content soon. Sorry for the delay! :)