09/18/2026
Move over, Sydney Sweeney.
Let a seasoned international s*x symbol show you how it’s done. 😎
The Mayor of Uranus has been around the block a few times. Mostly looking for snacks.
She’s got “Just Sport.”
The Mayor's got “JUST FUDGE.”
His body wasn’t built in a gym. It was built one free sample at a time.
You’re welcome, America. 🇺🇸