08/09/2026
Too many elite ideas, not enough room on the menu. The fall brain rot is real, and the cookie confusion is officially at an all-time high. 🧠🍂
I’m real close to pressing reset and wiping out almost the entire lineup—except for the absolute OGs, because we don’t disrespect the classics around here.
But listen… I have thousands of new flavor concepts living in my head rent-free right now, and every single one of them belongs in the luxury category.
The struggle is loud. The lineup is about to get a whole new identity. Stay tuned, because when I finally drop this season's roster, it’s taking over. 🤌✨