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Appalachian Smoke LLC

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Appalachian Smoke LLC is the premier V**e and C*D shop located in gorgeous East Ky.

09/19/2026

Yuns met the Gawdfather. Yuns met the Gawdpapaw.
Final days. Final boss. THE GATOFATHER. 🐈🤌

Nine lives. Zero remorse. Even the Gawdfather knocks before enterin when the big boss is here.

Your favorite 💨’s still got that two come in, three leave arrangement. Juices too. Yuns are carryin it outta here faster than free plywood in a Walmart parkin lot.

We’d come in real respectful like though. He knows where yer clean laundry lays. He knows which flower bed yer proud of. There’s a reason nobody in this holler owns a full set of blinds.

And that Christmas tree yuns put up every year?
He remembers.

Final days. Big paws. Settle yer affairs. 🐾🤌

09/18/2026

The Gawdfather is feelin benevolent today. 🤌

That means generous for yuns that got kicked outta school for fightin behind the vocational building. Don’t waste it.

THE SALE IS STILL ON. Certain eligible products got that two come in, three leave arrangement. Juices too. And it’s FREE DRINK FRIDAY: spend $20 here and yer FREE small drink next door at Prohibition is on the family. ☕️

Take the deal. Take the drink. Kiss the ring. Cause benevolence is fleetin and nobody wants to wake up with their four wheeler on Craigslist, their above ground pool full of soup beans and every single cinder block under the trailer gone.

We’re not sayin we know anything about it…
We’re just sayin houses settle.

21+ See store for eligible products, details & restrictions. Capisce, yuns? 🤌

09/17/2026

Every Gawdfather needs a few associates. 🤌

Now these ain’t employees. Watch yer mouth. These are associates of the family. Made men and women. Respected individuals. Pillars of the community. Couple of em caint legally go back to Pigeon Forge, but that’s between them and the Lord.

They keep the operation runnin. They know who gets what, who owes who, which cousin can be trusted with cash, and how many cartons of Marlboros it takes to get a transmission rebuilt behind somebody’s doublewide.

You come in, you show respect. You say howdy. You conduct yer business. You do NOT ask why there’s a shovel in the back of the Buick. These are the Gawdfather’s people.

And around here, family is family. And while y’uns here… don’t miss the sale. Be a shame to pay full price AND have to explain to State Farm why yer side by sides on the roof of the Save A Lot. 🤌🤌

09/16/2026

The Gawdfather has called a family meeting.
She heard yuns been buyin stuff at regular price again and it’s brought shame upon this house.

So Justin had to come in. GAWDPAPAW. 🤌

No, Papaw ain’t an age. Papaw is a position of authority. And Gawdpapaw says THE SALE CONTINUES.

Certain eligible products 💨 still got a two come in, three leave arrangement. Juices too. And Friday, spend $20 here and we’ll send yuns next door to Prohibition for a FREE small drink.

Gawdpapaw hates to see money wasted. Makes his blood pressure get up, and then he has to sit on the porch in his New Balances and point at traffic till he settles down. We don’t need that again.

21+ See store for eligible products, details & restrictions. Respect yer elders. 🤌

09/14/2026

THE GAWDFATHER HAS CALLED A SIT DOWN. 🤌

Have y’uns made it in yet? No? The Gawdfather is gonna take that real personal like. Especially since the gawdfather is bein so generous. Certain eligible products 💨 still got that two come in, three leave arrangement goin. Juices too. We gotta mind our p’s and q’s on here with what we say. Last feller asked too many questions and now he’s sellin catalytic converters somewhere outside Paintsville.

Just come get yer deal. Trust us. You’ll like it.

And don’t get cute. Mighty pretty doublewide yuns got up on that hill. Be terrible if somebody told Mamaw you been usin her good Tupperware to send leftovers home with people.

We ain’t threatenin nobody… We’re family.

Now kiss the ring, grab yer freebies, and go on home before that possum wakes up in yer passenger seat.

21+ See store for eligible products, details & restrictions. Capisce? 🤌

09/11/2026

THE GAWDFATHER IS MAKIN YUNS AN OFFER YOU CAINT REFUSE. 🤌

Free Drink Friday. Spend $20, get a free small drink next door at Prohibition. PLUS Certain eligible products got a two come in, three leave type of arrangement. Juices too.

Refuse? Suit yerself. Mighty nice septic tank yuns got. Be a shame if somebody flushed a whole mess of biscuits down it.

Keep walkin. We know yer Mamaw. And she knows what you done in Gatlinburg. Would be a real gom if you woke up with a possum in yer bead.

21+ See store for eligible products, details & restrictions. Capisce?🤌

09/09/2026

Y’all ever feel… existential?

We may have gotten a lil too deep into Mamaws stash and binged the entirety of that show with the Loki feller, so now we caint quit thinkin about very-ants, alternator universes, and the possibility that somewhurs out there its already Friday.

Theres another us right now. Sittin fine. Sippin pretty. High on the hog. Spendin $20 at Appalachian Smoke and walkin next door to Prohibition for their FREE small drink like time and space aint never done em wrong.

And hyear we sit. On a Wednesday. Knowin damn well our very-ant is over yonder with an iced coffee and a stupid ace grin on their face.

Whos riding sh***un to jump this sorry excuse for a Wednesday? Are we heading for Appalachian Smoke, or are we just gonna sit here and let them very-ants win? Now we just gotta figure out how to Hotwire an alternator universe.

09/08/2026

FLYING HORSE BLUE LOTUS MUSHROOM BOO BERRY BLAST.

We’re pretty sure that’s what Papaw would yell before throwin holy water on something or after he stubbed his toe.

Come see what all the fuss is about. 💨

09/06/2026

VIHO, y’uns are so cute we could just put ye in our pocket and keep ye.

09/04/2026

🚨 HWERE Y’UNS AT??? 🚨

It is FRIDEE. Hwere in the Sam Hill do y’uns have to be that ain’t HERE??!!?!?

Walmart? Them groceries’ll keep.
Yer cousin’s house? He ain’t got nothin new to say.
Gatlinburg? It’ll still be there lookin like the Las Vegas of pancake houses tomorrow.

Spend $20 at Appalachian Smoke TODAY and take yer receipt next door to Prohibition Coffee fer a FREE SMALL DRANK.

SMOKE SHOP. FREE DRANK. WEEKEND. HAIL YEA.
The Appalachian wellness triangle. Now git in here before we start drivin around Salyersville lookin fer ye.

We know what yer car looks like. 😤

Address

1048 E Mountain Pkwy
Salyersville, KY
41465

Opening Hours

Monday	10am - 8pm
Tuesday	10am - 8pm
Wednesday	10am - 8pm
Thursday	10am - 8pm
Friday	10am - 8pm
Saturday	10am - 8pm
Sunday	10am - 8pm

Telephone

+16063497653

Website

http://www.appsmokeshop.com/

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