10/05/2026
In the summer of 2026, the fridge at The San Market fell silent. No fizz. No clink of glass. Historians agree it was a dark time on the courthouse square.
Shoppers adapted as best they could. Some turned to lesser beverages. Others simply stared into the fridge, losing the will to live. Morale was low. Hydration was technically adequate, but spiritually lacking.
Then, in the autumn of that same year, relief arrived. Crates were unloaded. The shelves were restocked. Witnesses report an audible gasp.
Today, Topo Chico has returned to the fridge at The San Market. Scholars recommend visiting soon, as the lessons of history are clear: nothing is guaranteed. 🧊
