09/08/2026
Introducing 🦝 RACOON REPAIRS™
When you want it cheap and don’t care if a raccoon put its paws on it.
Customer brought this device in after it had been “repaired” somewhere else and… sweet baby Jesus. 😭
At first I thought I was looking at previous technician work. Then I realized this is clearly the craftsmanship of three raccoons in a trench coat with an iFixit kit.
✨ Lowest price guaranteed-ish
✨ Parts installed with paws
✨ Adhesive applied by vibes
✨ Structural integrity is optional
✨ “It turns on, don’t it?” quality assurance
Remember: there’s cheap… and then there’s RACOON REPAIRS cheap. 🦝🔧
Meanwhile, we’ll be over here performing the wildlife rehabilitation. 😂