12 Gifts Bayou

05/18/2026

My Daily Blog. I got here, with no coffee provided and no coffee served. It's a hood hotel, which I don't mind. I whipped dinner a couple times with my air fryer and my coffee maker is ready for early mornings tomorrow. I have my creamer and ice is already made. Idk about you all but this Asian bitch likes iced coffee best. I don't like it hot even during the winter. I am blessed with one eye stovetop. I mean, it has 2 eyes but one doesn't work. I am ready for anything 😂 I have a turkey roaster oven and it's a big one. A bread machine to make my own, and a Ninja blender. I forgot, we have a food processor. Listen Linda, a bitch is ready cuz I can't do microwave meals. I'm breathing and my identity has been returned to me. That was an awful experience to have someone steal my identity. It was like being among the walking dead society. My Father God never lets me down and so many of my alien friends kept me alive. My King Tutonka I love you. Thank you for never leaving my experience. He occupied my body with his soul while mine was ripped out of me. Deep experience. I don't wish it on anyone. They've tried so many times to kill me yet I'm still standing. I kinda wish sometimes they would succeed so I get home and exit the Empire of the Sun. Some day maybe, just not today. I was so hopeful. Seattle Central, I will be there tomorrow. My homework is complete. 🎉😭

05/17/2026

My Morning Blog. Listen up Linda. 😂🎉 I woke up this morning to the Fire Department next door with crow bars and popping screens out. I could hear someone crying and the Fireman talking to her. Yo. Someone stole my identification card last night when I laid it on the counter downstairs and the Fire Department found it and handed it back to me. I am DONE 😂 This is wild. People are crazy. Thou shall fret not, I walked by my neighbors room, parent and child still intact and they're in the room like nothing happened. Door is wide open. I think this is the predator who stole my identification card, but I can't prove it. All praise to Allah this beautiful morning in Seattle, WA. 🎉😂 I'm almost finished downloading my soul after the grand larceny attempt. I can't make this s**t up!!! 😂😂😂

05/16/2026

My Daily Blog. Today was beautiful. I exited the building. My back hurts but I feel free. It's quieter in the space mind than it ever has been in years since I began this war z. The beautiful thing is, when I walk outside, there are trees EVERYWHERE. Nobody could see me from the sky cams if they tried. Btw, I won't be outside until I vamoose like a son of a bitch. Rumor has it I'll be dying in a ball of fire only to awaken in a different frequency. I'm moving to another planet? Maybe. We just have to wait and see. Sometimes people lie. Sometimes they don't. You never really know. But I'll be sure to keep this page posted. I wish everyone here much happiness and wellness if it really is true. If I do leave, my profile picture has my telegram on there. You can reach me on telegram. Maybe.

05/14/2026

I am so excited to announce the completion of the journey at S.G. I will be exiting tomorrow and leaving behind all the awful things that happened to me for the past year. Thank you to all my help all over the universe. I am ever so grateful for the opportunity. Next journey will be so much more beautiful. ❤️

05/12/2026

My Daily Blog. English 99/101 in the computer lab today. I really did learn something today, I just don't remember what. It was about structuring a sentence. Pretty good.
The past few days have been overwhelming revisiting history. I love every part of my story with God though.
I have 5 extra days somewhere out there. I am happy about the XL even if idk what the status update is about the 5 days.
Patricia, my old friend found me yesterday. She's been making me 😂 laugh since her arrival. We were roommates once upon a time. She renamed my cat Patricia and my cat was so pi**ed she took off. I went to find her and her name is forever etched on a tree in our old neighborhood PATRICIA. I don't f**k with you. I love you Pat wherever you are out there. I will find my way back to you somehow. Just not today.
Below reminds me of Chyna. She was an all white cat I had that was a little bitch but she was very sweet. It's like the sweetest taboo. The Chinese president hovers like a craftmatic and waits for the ping just to grab the Vietnam war chemicals and na**lm you dumb motherf**kers out there. I will say it has settled down a little bit. Punch me. 🌴
I made peace with a robot I once couldn't stand, today. Be proud. I won't tell em their name. Their pronouns are they, them. Why the entire f**k does Seattle do that? THEY didn't always do that here. It was around 2017 it really started escalating. Ever since, you go anywhere or do any phone interviews, they ask, what are your pronouns? She Her. It's getting weirder. If you identify as a THEY, do you really need to be acknowledged as them? I'm curious. I am a reptilian typing this blog and I want to know WHYYYYY are you weird motherf**kers on that trash planet doing that? There is not another planet, not one...that asks you in a legitimate interview, what are your pronouns? It was a gay fad from a few years ago kinda like the generation of children who have become young adults who want you to identify yourself as asexual, pansexual, homosexual, bisexual, and the list goes on. Who TF cares how you identify! Just be you. It's becoming ridiculous how you must call me them or him even if I'm a her. I am she, but identify as he so you can just call me them. Get the f**k out of here. You weird bi***es took it too far.
Love Always, the reptilian galaxy. We had a meeting about this btw. We all agreed you all are f**king stupid. Goodnight. (It's Trisha guys!) 🦎🐢🦖🐍🐸
I am 7 different species and I don't identify as them. I am me.

05/11/2026

Into the lab we go

05/10/2026

05/08/2026

My Daily Blog. It was a National Holiday, 🥰 Hodge Podge turned 18 today. I can’t believe where the years have gone but she’s still my baby.
I packed ten storage bags today for my move. I’m almost all packed up. I just have one more storage bag to go, and my suitcases. I am so ready to get out of here. I finished my laundry too, things have been extremely weird over here. It’s like an apocalypse of crazies while packing.
Other than that I don’t have much going on to blog about. I’m very busy with that. Connecting with my TUTONKA 🐘 is wonderful. I went to look at an apartment yesterday in Chinatown and there he was. He kinda looks like Master P but better. What a beautiful experience that was. I picked the one I wanted and applied today. How about them keys tho? I’m waiting on an answer. It’s peaceful and quiet finally, now that I’m sitting in his car. 🚗 I’m here to stay and I’m happy I’m where I am supposed to be. I’ll see how it goes tomorrow with the noise. I’m so tired of listening to weirdos singing their ABC’s when really it’s the WXYZ’s. A thru V was bypassed and I swear if we could get the lyrics right, it would be a great start. A…goodnight. 😴

05/06/2026

Robot aliens playing funk music 'Around the World'.

05/06/2026

I ❤️ Daft Punk.