09/19/2026
🎄🧟 Before Ralphie wanted a Red Ryder BB gun, his director was raising the dead.
Eleven years before Bob Clark directed *A Christmas Story*, he made the wonderfully titled *Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things*, a low-budget zombie movie shot in Florida for about $50,000.
A theater troupe. An island cemetery. A co**se dug from its grave. A fake ritual that turns out to be a little too effective.
And somehow the man behind all of this would eventually give us Ralphie, the leg lamp, and one of the most familiar Christmas movies ever made.
I took a look at Clark’s strange road from homemade zombies to *A Christmas Story*, including Alan Ormsby’s makeup, the tiny budget, and why this odd 1972 horror movie still deserves a watch.
🎬🪦 Read it here: https://kilroywashereshop.com/bob-clark-zombie-movie/
Bob Clark zombie movie history starts with a $50K Florida horror film years before A Christmas Story. Discover the story behind this cult oddity.