Classic Variable

09/06/2026

We’re taking a much-needed vacation and celebrating a belated birthday! 🎉

If you’re seeing this, please note that ordering will be paused from September 6th, 2026 through September 10th, 2026.

We’ll be back and ready to take your orders on Friday, September 11th at 8:00 a.m. CST. We can’t wait to serve you again!

During our break, you can still reach us by email at [email protected]. Please allow extra time for responses while we’re away.

Thank you for your patience and continued support!

Send a message to learn more

09/05/2026

📣✨ MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Guess what we’ve been cooking up?! ✨📣

LOL… well, not literally cooking. 😂 But we’ve been working on something pretty exciting behind the scenes!

As many of you who have shopped with Classic Variable™ already know, we are currently an ONLINE & EVENT-ONLY metaphysical store — we don’t have a traditional brick-and-mortar location to call home.

For our Springfield-area customers who prefer shopping in person, we do keep a limited selection of Classic Variable™ goodies at Pasithea Wellness Center. But what if you want your crystals, spiritual supplies, or a little mystical pick-me-up today without leaving home?

Well… 🥁🥁🥁

🔮 Classic Variable™ has officially partnered with DoorDash! 🎉
That’s right! Our local Springfield customers can now order select crystals, spiritual tools, metaphysical supplies, gifts & other magical goodies for:

🚗✨ Same-day delivery straight to your door — potentially within the hour!

🛍️✨ Local pickup — potentially ready within about 30 minutes!

🧪 TODAY IS OUR TEST RUN!
We’re going live TODAY from 10 AM–12 PM while we test everything out in the real world.

If everything runs smoothly, we’ll keep DoorDash open for the rest of the day and plan to continue offering it throughout the month and hopefully well beyond! 💜

And if we hit a technical hiccup or two? No worries! This is exactly what a test run is for. We’ll make adjustments and get everything running as smoothly as possible before expanding availability.

🍂 A Little Vacation Heads-Up
Our regular online store ordering will be paused September 6–11 while I take a much-needed fall vacation.

Depending on how today’s launch goes, DoorDash may remain available locally during that time, giving our Springfield customers another way to shop Classic Variable™ while regular website ordering is paused. 🙌

Whether you find us online, at an event, through DoorDash, or among our limited in-store selection, I’m incredibly grateful every time you choose to support Classic Variable™.

We’re always looking for new ways to make spiritual tools and a little everyday magic more accessible throughout our community — and I’m SO excited to see where this next chapter takes us. 🔮💜✨

Living with Magic… Spirituality, the Classic Variable™!

08/31/2026

Happy 41st birthday to our owner, Liz!

It's the Last day on our birthday sale!

She's floating on the river, so come get the deals while they last!

08/21/2026

🚨 LAST-MINUTE LIVE SALE ALERT! 🚨

Classic Variable™ is going LIVE on Whatnot for our FIRST EVER live show TONIGHT at 6:00 PM CST! ✨🔮

You've seen me at Springfield, MO events — now I'm bringing my spiritual items to my very first live! Join me for candles, manifestation kits, tarot & oracle cards, and so much more to help you manifest your dreams. 💜

🎉 NEW BUYERS: Use code SAVE10 (/coupon Save10) for 10% off your first order, up to $100 in value!

Here's what to expect:
🔨 $1 starts on select auction items
🏷️ Other auctions starting at or near wholesale pricing
⚡ Buy It Now options, flash sales & later additions
🎁 Branded makeup bag giveaways (once I get that part figured out!)
📦 Bundle shipping coming as soon as I have it set up

A few honest notes: All sales are final — these are inventory items I'm replacing with updated packaging or discontinuing online. All items are new or may have slight wear from event handling, and I'll do my best to flag any potential defects. Bear with me as a first-timer — there may be a few technical hiccups (hence the explicit content warning 😅)!

🛒 Watch & shop live here: https://www.whatnot.com/s/KJO0tFcX

🎁 NEW to Whatnot? Sign up with my link and get a $25 credit to spend: https://www.whatnot.com/invite/classicvariable

🌐 Can't make it live? Shop unlisted items anytime at www.classicvariable.com

Our goal is 5 sales in 2 hours — help us hit it! Set a reminder, bring a friend, and I'll see you in the chat at 6 PM CST! ✨

Manifestation Station

08/01/2026

✨ Only 3 Hours Left for Saturday! ✨

What an incredible weekend it's been already! 💜

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you to everyone who has stopped by the Classic Variable™ booth so far.

Whether you made a purchase, asked questions, or simply came over to say hello—it truly means the world to this small business.

Your support, conversations, and kindness are what make events like this so special.

If you haven't made it out yet, there are only about 3 hours left to shop with us today!

Come explore crystals, ritual tools, spiritual essentials, handcrafted gifts, and so much more before the evening wraps up.

🌟 Can't make it today? There's still one more chance!

📅 Sunday – Final Day 🏆 Awards

Ceremony begins at 8:00 PM 🎉
Event ends at 9:00 PM

Whether you're coming for the incredible tattoo artists, live entertainment, amazing vendors, or to find something magical to take home, we'd love to see you before the convention comes to a close.

Thank you again for making this such an amazing weekend. I can't wait to meet even more of you tomorrow! ✨

07/29/2026

🎉 Who's ready for another incredible weekend? 🎉

We're just 2 days away from the Saint Charles Carnival of Ink Tattoo Convention, and I couldn't be more excited to be back as a vendor! 🖤✨

📅 July 31 – August 2, 2026

📍 Ameristar Casino – St. Charles, MO

🕛 Doors Open at 12:00 PM Daily

I'll have a curated selection of crystals, ritual tools, spiritual essentials, handcrafted gifts, and metaphysical treasures at the Classic Variable™ booth. Whether you're looking to expand your collection or find the perfect gift, I'd love for you to stop by and say hello!

✨ Event Highlights

🆓 FREE FRIDAY (July 31)
Thanks to Inktensity Magazine, admission is FREE for everyone on Friday! It's the perfect opportunity to experience the convention, meet incredible tattoo artists, browse unique vendors, enjoy live entertainment, and explore everything Carnival of Ink has to offer.

🧸 Onesie Sunday (August 2)
Wear your favorite onesie for a chance to win a prize in the Onesie Sunday Contest!

🎟️ Advance Tickets (includes fees)
• 1-Day Pass — $22.75
• 3-Day Pass — $55.00

🎟️ At the Door
• 1-Day Pass — $28.00
• 3-Day Pass — $66.00

⭐ VIP Passes Available
Includes all-access admission plus an event shirt!

🎫 Advance Tickets:
https://www.stubwire.com/e/38537/2026stcharlesmocarnivalofink/ameristarcasino/⁠

⭐ VIP Passes:
https://tinyurl.com/CarnivalofInkStCharlesVIPPass⁠

Come get tattooed, support talented artists and small businesses, discover amazing vendors, and be sure to stop by the Classic Variable™ booth. I can't wait to see everyone for another unforgettable weekend! 💜

07/08/2026

Who's excited and ready for the weekend?

We’re only 2 days away from the 25th Annual Metaphysical Fair! ✨

Join us July 10–12 from 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM daily at the Ozark Event Center in Nixa for a full weekend of insight, energy, and elevated experiences.

$10.00 entrance fee. Senior & Veteran’s Admission Discount Children 10 and under FREE! Pets Welcome.

Classic Variable™ will be there, and we’d love to see you at our booth. Come shop our curated collection of crystals, ritual tools, spiritual essentials, and intentional gifts for the modern mystic.

Whether you’re just beginning your spiritual journey or deepening your practice, this is the perfect place to explore, connect, and align with your energy. Bring a friend, come say hello, and don’t miss the magic. ✨

Can't wait to see all of your lovely faces!

07/01/2026

✨ America is turning 250... and we're celebrating with MAGIC! ✨🇺🇸

🎉 25% OFF EVERYTHING (excluding clearance)
📦 FREE Shipping on Orders of $25+

Whether you've been eyeing a new crystal 💎, ritual tools 🔮, beautiful home décor 🕯️, or the perfect spiritual gift 🎁, now is the perfect time to treat yourself!

As a small business, your support means the world to me, and I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate America's birthday than giving back to this amazing community. ❤️

So go ahead... add that crystal to your cart... I won't judge... hahaha 😄✨

🛍️ Shop now before the celebration ends 7/31!

🔗 https://classicvariable.com⁠

🇺🇸✨

05/10/2026

🌸 Happy Mother’s Day 🌸

Today I’ll be volunteering my time and donating a few items as door prizes and silent auction contributions for the 2nd Annual Healing Thru Ink Event hosted by Black Eden Piercing & Tattoo Parlor! 💜

This beautiful event helps support survivors of domestic violence and self-harm through healing, art, and tattoo work, with all silent auction proceeds and donations benefiting Harmony House.

If you or someone you know has scars related to domestic abuse or self-harm, participating tattoo artists will be offering FREE scar cover-up tattoos as part of the healing journey.

Donations to Harmony House and tips for the artists are welcomed and appreciated.

There will also be silent auction items, community support, and several talented tattoo artists available throughout the event.

📍 Location:
274 W. Mount Vernon St.
Nixa, Missouri

Thank you to everyone helping bring awareness, healing, and support to survivors in our community. 💜

If you’re looking for a meaningful way to spend part of Mother’s Day, come out and support an incredible cause.

https://www.myharmonyhouse.org/event/healing-thru-ink/

05/01/2026

📅 May 1 – Mother’s Month Sale + Hail Recovery Event

This May carries a different kind of energy...

Like many in our community, I was impacted by the recent hail storm here in Springfield, MO. While I’m incredibly grateful to have had the resources to navigate it, I know not everyone was as fortunate — and it’s been a powerful reminder of how quickly things can shift.

So instead of slowing down… I’m choosing to lean in.

💖 This month is about supporting one another, honoring the strength of mothers, and rebuilding — together.

✨ Mother’s Month Sale is LIVE
Take 25% OFF your entire order this Beltane — no minimum beyond one item.

🛍️ Use code: MOM2026
(Applied automatically at checkout)

✔️ Stacks with existing order & shipping discounts
✔️ Online + pickup options available

Every order this month allows me to continue creating, sourcing, and sharing pieces that bring intention and beauty into your space — and truly makes a difference right now.

💌 Email VIP Bonus

If you’re part of my email list…

🚚 You’ll receive a FREE standard shipping code for orders $25+ — keep an eye on your inbox for details.

Whether you’re shopping for a mother, honoring yourself, or simply seeking a little grounding energy right now…

Your support means more than you know.

✨ Shop here:
https://classicvariable.com

💫 Let’s move through this season with intention, resilience, and a little bit of magic.