08/08/2026
Dearest lovely weirdos,
it is with a sunburnt heart that the shopkeeper must inform you that we will not be opening at all today (Saturday). The flea market finds were a'plenty, but the chariot that carried us home ran empty on gas, so a very long delay has brought us home much too late to open. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
-The Madam