ThoughtsofaSasshole

ThoughtsofaSasshole Just two sasshole friends and their snarky candles at Thoughts of a Sasshole Co., a locally owned and operated company in Tremonton, Utah.

Fair week has enough surprises. Your Box Elder Junior Livestock Show buyer gift doesn’t need to be one of them.Preorder ...
08/29/2026

Fair week has enough surprises. Your Box Elder Junior Livestock Show buyer gift doesn’t need to be one of them.

Preorder your Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candles now, because post-fair you is going to be tired, broke and done with everybody.

Or you can wait until after the fair and panic.

Simply comment below or message us which snarky label(s) you want and we’ll pick one of our amazingly scented candles. Then pickup your candles in Tremonton the week after the fair. It’s that easy!

Or stop by one of these locations and pick up yours today:

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah



🐖🐑🐐🐂 LIVESTOCK PARENTS: ONE LESS THING.Your kid raised the animal.Someone awesome is going to buy it.You need to thank t...
08/25/2026

🐖🐑🐐🐂 LIVESTOCK PARENTS: ONE LESS THING.

Your kid raised the animal.

Someone awesome is going to buy it.

You need to thank them.

We made the candle.

Buyer gift: DONE. ✔️

🔥 Box Elder Junior Livestock Show buyer thank-you candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Because fair week has enough crap to remember.

Pick up yours at one these locations or preorder now with us for local pickup the week after the fair.

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah



🐖🐐🐑🐂 LIVESTOCK PARENTS: DO FUTURE-YOU A FAVOR.Preorder your kid’s Box Elder Junior Livestock buyer thank-you candle now ...
08/23/2026

🐖🐐🐑🐂 LIVESTOCK PARENTS: DO FUTURE-YOU A FAVOR.

Preorder your kid’s Box Elder Junior Livestock buyer thank-you candle now from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

We’ll have it ready for local pickup in Tremonton the week after the fair.

No last-minute scrambling.
No “CRAP, WE FORGOT THE BUYER GIFT!”

It’s simple:

1. Pick your favorite snarky label(s) and we’ll pair it up with one of our favorite candle scents.

2. Comment below or message us your order.

3. Pick up your candles after the fair when the dust has settled and everyone has recovered.

Just one less thing to remember.

Future-you is already grateful.



Your mom carried you for 9 months and emotional baggage for years after that. The least you can do is buy her a candle f...
05/03/2026

Your mom carried you for 9 months and emotional baggage for years after that. The least you can do is buy her a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. for Mother’s Day.

Because nothing says gratitude like a luxury candle gifted by the child who caused most of the stress.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours today!

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Valentine’s Day is for love, snarky candles, and pretending you’re not annoyed by each other today. Be sure to buy a can...
02/09/2026

Valentine’s Day is for love, snarky candles, and pretending you’re not annoyed by each other today. Be sure to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. where we have plenty of sayings perfect for your Valentine this year!

Stop by one these locations where Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candles are exclusively sold.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Just in time for Valentine’s Day 💘Introducing Snarky Scents, hanging car oil diffusers from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.Pe...
02/08/2026

Just in time for Valentine’s Day 💘

Introducing Snarky Scents, hanging car oil diffusers from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Perfect for:
• Your partner who eats drive-thru in the car
• Your best friend who’s always driving
• Yourself, because you deserve peace

Limited Valentine’s batch. Buy one before they sell out and you’re forced to raw-dog traffic air.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


At Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. we have the perfect Galentine’s Day gift for friendships built on honesty, sarcasm and sha...
02/08/2026

At Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. we have the perfect Galentine’s Day gift for friendships built on honesty, sarcasm and shared side-eye.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours before they are sold out. If you wait, someone else’s best friend won’t.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah



If you’re hosting Christmas this year, this is your sign to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.Snarky Christmas...
12/18/2025

If you’re hosting Christmas this year, this is your sign to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Snarky Christmas candles make your house smell festive, your table look styled and your mood slightly improved.

Shop now because December moves fast and patience does not.

Pick up yours today at these locations.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


If you want your Christmas party to feel cozy, intentional, and slightly unhinged in a charming way then you need a snar...
12/17/2025

If you want your Christmas party to feel cozy, intentional, and slightly unhinged in a charming way then you need a snarky Christmas candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

It’s decor.
It’s ambiance.
It’s a conversation starter that saves you from starting conversations.

Shop now before you’re panic-decorating at any one of these locations.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Christmas candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. smell like the holidays, look like intentional decor and come with jus...
12/16/2025

Christmas candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. smell like the holidays, look like intentional decor and come with just enough attitude to set the tone.

Place one on the table and call it a centerpiece.
No one will question you.

Available now.
Limited quantities.
High sarcasm.

Stop by these locations to get yours or message us for more options.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah

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Tremonton, UT
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