08/13/2026
The epic Elite estate sale event of the summer is finally upon us. 15+ years of doing estate sales, 40+ years of collecting & saving, all of my ADHD hobbies & interests, minor hoarder & major imposter syndromes, my OCD & all of my ‘isms have led us to this final product: the absurd accumulation purge that IS my family’s estate/moving sale. And when you remember: we already MOVED OUT, it makes it even more ridiculous just how much is left here. We hope you’ll come take a tour of the eccentric goofiness that was our home for 12 years …and hopefully something will speak to you the way it did to us.😻
710 Pomona Ct, Turlock, CA 95382
Friday (8/14) 7:00am-1:00pm
Saturday (8/15) 7:00am-11:00am
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The exhaustive effort that went into effectively presenting this thing was no joke. Being both the client and the estate seller is a conundrum. I see first hand WHY I have a career in the first place: doing your own sale is a fool’s errand. Never again, but at least I have a new pitch for future prospective clients!
EVERYTHING you see is for sale except a few of our clothing & display racks. Refrigerator, dining set w matching buffet, massive cribbage board collection, concert posters, vintage posters, maps & ephemera, phenomenal vinyl records & singles, collectible glassware galore, vintage books, vintage TV turned into a fish tank where the dial channel selector changes the color of lights in the tank, PTD, wife is doing her most MASSIVE vintage clothes purge ever (so go make some bundle deals w her!), huge yard w eclectic art, rust, statuary & more everywhere, there’s not as many plants as there would’ve been if we hadn’t delayed the sale, we lost a lot to the heat wave, but there’s tons of nice pots, huge pots, antique pots, dozens of quality bonsai pots, I lost a lot of bonsai but there’s plenty of pre-bonsai that will make excellent starters, tons of racks & tables for plants, several BIG Rubbermaid storages & several smaller ones, lumber, plywood, firewood racks, owl & bird boxes, fruitless olives & other trees, lots of Japanese maples, established & producing grapes, massive vintage statuary, garden mirrors, lots of tack, pulleys, block & tackle, fountain, benches, porch swing, TONS of brass & bronze decor & statuary, pristine baby Wedgewood stove & butcher block counters in my outdoor kitchen, macrame, plant stands & racks, vintage sprinkler collection, pavers, tiles, stepping stones, decorative rock, obsidian, pumice, green limestone, nautical decor, anchors, railroad ties, rail pieces, antique train jacks, outdoor furniture, vintage heavy metal tables, antique woven steel pieces, stainless loading dock ramp, antique iron fence pieces & gates, ladders, garden carts, 1986 Honda Africa 750 project w all the plastics🔥 carboys, jugs, vases, mortar & pestles, original artisan figures as well as cool kitsch pieces, potting benches, garden sheds, unique tribal masks everywhere, tailgates, vintage thermometers, enamel signs, car signs, street signs, bird feeders, birdcages, Buddhas everywhere, antique bottles, stained glass, new & used skateboard decks & completes, indoor balance boards, 6ft+ Hamboard surf trainer/ longboard, shelving, Coleman lanterns (1 really nice working single mantle), heaters & fans, tons of sprinkler & lawn stuff, yard product, chemicals & cleaners, garage cabinets, display cabinets, coolers, vintage novelty thermometer collection including 49ers, Pepsi, Pride, fishing, hunting & more themes, poker table/ bumper pool tabletops, tons of rad vintage signs, mancave & garage art, lots of media: video games, Zelda stuff, FF7, good DVDs, BluRay, 90s CDs, old magazines, pristine Fallout cosplay power helmet, Zippo lighted turning display, fancy walking canes, parasol umbrellas, Vtg air rifles, airsoft pistols, split bamboo fly rod collection, fishing rods, premium to***co pipes, clocks, watches, cloth flags, MCM Syroco wall art, Navajo art, Native American yarn art, Collins purses, giltwood elves, urns, lucite grapes, cast iron pots & figures, Hubley, Vtg Delta lawsuit era bass guitar, ukuleles, Godin Multiac amplified acoustic guitar w gig bag, Vtg decorative candy tins, license plates, frames & toppers, atomic era clocks & radios, antique Re*****on typewriter, roller skates, knives & hog splitters, lunchboxes, auto-winder watch display, comics, office shelves & credenza, rugs, sports memorabilia, autographs, MMA signed gloves, beer & to***co signs & collectibles, mirrors, framed art, odd collections like jars filled w pennies (TONS BTW), matchbooks, pull tabs, dice, marbles, keys, game pieces etc, signed Murano pieces, art glass, Vtg Pepsi character glasses, legos, NOS toys, vintage toys, matchbox cars, nice $1 sections of really eclectic junk drawer JUNK, stocked kitchen w surprisingly normal kitchen crap (it ain’t all eccentric nonsense), regular office supplies & housewares, garbage cans, roomba, brand new in box ceiling fan, display cases, Boyd’s bears, original 1984 Cabbage Patch Kids, pressed steel toys, vintage clocks, vintage pennant collection, rare Kobe Bryant collectibles, lamps, tension lamp, panel screens, bougie personal care products, in addition to my wife’s vintage clothing popup there’s also OUR closet full of $5 vintage & name brand clothes. In fact all bedroom clothes & accessories are $5 except for $10 Scottish wool sweaters & designer jeans like CK, 7, Levi’s, Anchor Blue, rad acid wash, mom jeans & bell bottoms. Really nice linen, a ridiculous down duvet w silk cover, lots of soft throws, quilts, afghans, new towels, weighted blankets, premium pillows, unused air mattresses, sound proofing acoustic foam, Sony Bravia smart TV w box we never used, really nice purses, handbags & backpacks, a whole rack of handmade totes & purses, another rack of NOS messenger bags that still have tags like Nike & True Religion, plus new old stock completely unworn & pristine (not crumbly) vintage 80s & 90s shoes like HiTec boots, Nike ACG, New Balance, orig OP and a few pairs of rare colorway Nike Air Max 90 that I got for my kid but he didn’t like ALSO still brand new flawless in boxes, massive Egyptian native-handmade Isis gold leaf on papyrus framed art piece (was our mantle piece, focal point, whatever), original HBO Sopranos customized 1 of 1 hockey jersey in frame, Scandinavian art, Nagel prints, wine rack, TV table, stereo components, Vtg receivers, lots of other vintage electronics, hitch 4-bike rack, Heathkit, computer stuff, a dozen or so nice digital cameras in their boxes, Bluetooth speakers, Bose, nice keyboard, Stabila 7-12ft extending level, and probably a ton more that I can’t even think of bc… well …I’m fried.
We absolutely can’t wait to have you all over to help us say goodbye to our old house (and help to give a bunch of our crap a second life). This should be one for the books. See you soon!✌️
