EON Homestead

08/26/2026

Congratulations Crystal Ciara Angueira!

CLOSED OUT! Waiting for a few payments 🫶

EXCUSE ME, WHO WANTS A $600+ TATTOO FOR TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS?!

Because apparently we’ve decided to cause problems again. 😂🖤

The Tattoo Chance Board is BACK:

6-hour tattoo session
30 spots
$20 per spot
ONE winner

That’s SIX HOURS with Hatter to finally tackle that piece sitting in your screenshots, start the sleeve, add onto an existing project, or let him create something completely new.

Winner has 12 months to book.

Venmo • Cash App • Apple Cash • Square invoice • PayPal

Drop your number(s) below and we’ll get you payment info.

$20 could turn into six hours in the chair.

May the tattoo gods choose wisely. 😂🤞🖤

And since I have everybody here… can we talk about appointments for a second? 😬

Fair season, back-to-school season, summer chaos—we get it. Life happens. But the last-minute cancellations have been ROUGH lately.

A tattoo appointment deserves the same respect as your doctor, dentist, hair, or other professional appointments. Honestly, you’re trusting this man to permanently alter your body—put some respect on that calendar appointment. 😂🖤

When you cancel a 4-, 5-, or 6-hour tattoo appointment at the last minute, Hatter usually can’t just magically replace those hours. That was his workday. For a small business, losing an entire day’s income unexpectedly matters.

Emergencies will ALWAYS be different. We’re humans too, and we understand that s**t happens. We’re simply asking everyone to please respect the time that was reserved specifically for you.

Now back to our regularly scheduled chaos…

WHO WANTS SIX HOURS FOR $20?! 😈

1. Suzie Wormuth
2. Gabby Davis
3. Nicole Marie
4. Dee Carson
5. Kris Jackson
6. Jordan Osborne
7. Jennifer Lynn
8. Kris Jackson
9. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
10. Micah Wilcox
11. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
12. Crystal Ciara Angueira
13. Mary Kay Wilczewski
14. Kris Jackson
15. Kelly Locey
16. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
17. Kris Jackson
18. Marissa Jade
19. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
20. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
21. Justin Hastings
22. Kristina
23. Jordan Osborne
24. Justin Hastings
25. Micah Wilcox
26. Nick Rutledge
27. Kelly Locey
28. Kris Jackson
29. Sue Grasse
30. Suzie Wormuth

08/25/2026

08/25/2026

THE FARM STAND IS STOCKING UP!

Starting this evening, I’ll have a little bit of everything making its way out to the stand — and hopefully this is just the beginning as the late-summer harvest starts rolling in. 🤞🏼

Fresh from the homestead right now:
• Green beans — about 6 pints
• Yellow beans — limited, about 1–2 pints
• Roma tomatoes
• LOTS of different cherry tomatoes
• Arugula
• Salad bowl lettuce
• Sugar pie pumpkins
• Red onions
• Sweet onions
• Pickling cucumbers
• Hot peppers
• Sweet peppers

And there’s more growing and getting close to harvest — assuming the garden, weather, bugs and general homestead chaos cooperate. 😂

Looking for something specific? MESSAGE ME!
If you’re looking for fresh herbs, certain produce, flowers, or something you don’t see sitting out at the stand, please ask. I may have it growing, may be able to harvest some fresh for you, or may have it coming ready very soon.

Some things I don’t necessarily put out until I know someone wants them, especially fresh herbs and flowers. 🌿🌸

Everything is grown right here at EON Homestead, harvested in small batches, and put out as it becomes ready. No giant commercial harvests over here — just me wandering around the garden with a basket deciding what Mother Nature says we can sell today. 😂🧺

Come see what’s available, and keep checking back because the stand will be changing as things ripen! 🖤

08/25/2026

we will be going live this evening to get our winner! I meant to do it last night but time got away from me. You don’t have to be live to win. We will contact you personally 🫶
Good luck 💚✨

CLOSED OUT! Waiting for a few payments 🫶

EXCUSE ME, WHO WANTS A $600+ TATTOO FOR TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS?!

Because apparently we’ve decided to cause problems again. 😂🖤

The Tattoo Chance Board is BACK:

6-hour tattoo session
30 spots
$20 per spot
ONE winner

That’s SIX HOURS with Hatter to finally tackle that piece sitting in your screenshots, start the sleeve, add onto an existing project, or let him create something completely new.

Winner has 12 months to book.

Venmo • Cash App • Apple Cash • Square invoice • PayPal

Drop your number(s) below and we’ll get you payment info.

$20 could turn into six hours in the chair.

May the tattoo gods choose wisely. 😂🤞🖤

And since I have everybody here… can we talk about appointments for a second? 😬

Fair season, back-to-school season, summer chaos—we get it. Life happens. But the last-minute cancellations have been ROUGH lately.

A tattoo appointment deserves the same respect as your doctor, dentist, hair, or other professional appointments. Honestly, you’re trusting this man to permanently alter your body—put some respect on that calendar appointment. 😂🖤

When you cancel a 4-, 5-, or 6-hour tattoo appointment at the last minute, Hatter usually can’t just magically replace those hours. That was his workday. For a small business, losing an entire day’s income unexpectedly matters.

Emergencies will ALWAYS be different. We’re humans too, and we understand that s**t happens. We’re simply asking everyone to please respect the time that was reserved specifically for you.

Now back to our regularly scheduled chaos…

WHO WANTS SIX HOURS FOR $20?! 😈

1. Suzie Wormuth
2. Gabby Davis
3. Nicole Marie
4. Dee Carson
5. Kris Jackson
6. Jordan Osborne
7. Jennifer Lynn
8. Kris Jackson
9. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
10. Micah Wilcox
11. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
12. Crystal Ciara Angueira
13. Mary Kay Wilczewski
14. Kris Jackson
15. Kelly Locey
16. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
17. Kris Jackson
18. Marissa Jade
19. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
20. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
21. Justin Hastings
22. Kristina
23. Jordan Osborne
24. Justin Hastings
25. Micah Wilcox
26. Nick Rutledge
27. Kelly Locey
28. Kris Jackson
29. Sue Grasse
30. Suzie Wormuth

08/21/2026

20 spots left! If you comment and I don’t respond in a timely manner—I apologize I’m watching Henry and he needs ALL of NiNi’s attention 🤣🥰

CLOSED OUT! Waiting for a few payments 🫶

EXCUSE ME, WHO WANTS A $600+ TATTOO FOR TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS?!

Because apparently we’ve decided to cause problems again. 😂🖤

The Tattoo Chance Board is BACK:

6-hour tattoo session
30 spots
$20 per spot
ONE winner

That’s SIX HOURS with Hatter to finally tackle that piece sitting in your screenshots, start the sleeve, add onto an existing project, or let him create something completely new.

Winner has 12 months to book.

Venmo • Cash App • Apple Cash • Square invoice • PayPal

Drop your number(s) below and we’ll get you payment info.

$20 could turn into six hours in the chair.

May the tattoo gods choose wisely. 😂🤞🖤

And since I have everybody here… can we talk about appointments for a second? 😬

Fair season, back-to-school season, summer chaos—we get it. Life happens. But the last-minute cancellations have been ROUGH lately.

A tattoo appointment deserves the same respect as your doctor, dentist, hair, or other professional appointments. Honestly, you’re trusting this man to permanently alter your body—put some respect on that calendar appointment. 😂🖤

When you cancel a 4-, 5-, or 6-hour tattoo appointment at the last minute, Hatter usually can’t just magically replace those hours. That was his workday. For a small business, losing an entire day’s income unexpectedly matters.

Emergencies will ALWAYS be different. We’re humans too, and we understand that s**t happens. We’re simply asking everyone to please respect the time that was reserved specifically for you.

Now back to our regularly scheduled chaos…

WHO WANTS SIX HOURS FOR $20?! 😈

1. Suzie Wormuth
2. Gabby Davis
3. Nicole Marie
4. Dee Carson
5. Kris Jackson
6. Jordan Osborne
7. Jennifer Lynn
8. Kris Jackson
9. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
10. Micah Wilcox
11. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
12. Crystal Ciara Angueira
13. Mary Kay Wilczewski
14. Kris Jackson
15. Kelly Locey
16. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
17. Kris Jackson
18. Marissa Jade
19. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
20. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
21. Justin Hastings
22. Kristina
23. Jordan Osborne
24. Justin Hastings
25. Micah Wilcox
26. Nick Rutledge
27. Kelly Locey
28. Kris Jackson
29. Sue Grasse
30. Suzie Wormuth

08/20/2026

CLOSED OUT! Waiting for a few payments 🫶

EXCUSE ME, WHO WANTS A $600+ TATTOO FOR TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS?!

Because apparently we’ve decided to cause problems again. 😂🖤

The Tattoo Chance Board is BACK:

6-hour tattoo session
30 spots
$20 per spot
ONE winner

That’s SIX HOURS with Hatter to finally tackle that piece sitting in your screenshots, start the sleeve, add onto an existing project, or let him create something completely new.

Winner has 12 months to book.

Venmo • Cash App • Apple Cash • Square invoice • PayPal

Drop your number(s) below and we’ll get you payment info.

$20 could turn into six hours in the chair.

May the tattoo gods choose wisely. 😂🤞🖤

And since I have everybody here… can we talk about appointments for a second? 😬

Fair season, back-to-school season, summer chaos—we get it. Life happens. But the last-minute cancellations have been ROUGH lately.

A tattoo appointment deserves the same respect as your doctor, dentist, hair, or other professional appointments. Honestly, you’re trusting this man to permanently alter your body—put some respect on that calendar appointment. 😂🖤

When you cancel a 4-, 5-, or 6-hour tattoo appointment at the last minute, Hatter usually can’t just magically replace those hours. That was his workday. For a small business, losing an entire day’s income unexpectedly matters.

Emergencies will ALWAYS be different. We’re humans too, and we understand that s**t happens. We’re simply asking everyone to please respect the time that was reserved specifically for you.

Now back to our regularly scheduled chaos…

WHO WANTS SIX HOURS FOR $20?! 😈

1. Suzie Wormuth
2. Gabby Davis
3. Nicole Marie
4. Dee Carson
5. Kris Jackson
6. Jordan Osborne
7. Jennifer Lynn
8. Kris Jackson
9. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
10. Micah Wilcox
11. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
12. Crystal Ciara Angueira
13. Mary Kay Wilczewski
14. Kris Jackson
15. Kelly Locey
16. Jeaneen Paolucci Fenton
17. Kris Jackson
18. Marissa Jade
19. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
20. Jody Wormuth-Evanitsky
21. Justin Hastings
22. Kristina
23. Jordan Osborne
24. Justin Hastings
25. Micah Wilcox
26. Nick Rutledge
27. Kelly Locey
28. Kris Jackson
29. Sue Grasse
30. Suzie Wormuth

08/03/2026

Well my plan was to go live tonight during my garden check and nighttime farm chores to get out tattoo winner…but the rain decided to have other plans. So it will be done tomorrow morning rain or shine. No need to be online we will personally notify and tag the winner 🫶