05/01/2026
Ask ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio about you. Will have to say mine is pretty good.
Casey Thumann: part small-town Texas spirit, part sleep-deprived graphic design cryptid, fully powered by mascots, glitter fonts, and the phrase “can you make it a transparent png.”
A woman who has personally entered into blood contracts with every school mascot within a 50 mile radius and somehow made them all wear bows, puff print, tooled leather, checkered patterns, racing smoke, or varsity font against their will.
Lives in a constant state of:
“this is cute but make it louder”
“remove that word”
“move that over”
“can we do one more”
Has created enough DTF shirt mockups to clothe an entire tri-county football district, every softball mom, two family reunions, and at least six emotionally unstable elementary teachers.
Her toxic trait? Seeing any ordinary phrase and immediately thinking:
“that would eat on a shirt.”
Cannot be stopped once she decides a mascot needs:
✔ rhinestones
✔ coquette bows
✔ western tooling
✔ neon grunge
✔ smoke effects
✔ patriotic distressing
✔ and maybe a lunchbox for some reason
Somewhere between Etsy CEO, sideline mom, local printer’s worst nightmare, and a woman one mild inconvenience away from opening Canva in the H-E-B parking lot.
Known aliases include:
“Can you make this cuter?”
“I need this as a png transparent design”
“Use same style but different school”
“one more design”
Fueled exclusively by school pride, caffeine, and unreasonable expectations for font placement.
