07/30/2026
🔥 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥
They're single. They're ready to mingle in your deck. And they're all sitting in a glass case at Overstock Collectibles right now.
Meet the lineup:
💚 Mega Gengar EX — $1,250. Tall, dark, and shrouded in Shadowy Concealment. He's been hurt before (probably by a Fairy type) but he's ready to love again.
🖤 Team Rocket's Mewtwo EX — $535. Mysterious. Emotionally unavailable. Has "Power Saver" energy, which is just code for commitment issues.
⚡ M Charizard-EX — $105. Flips a coin on the first date to decide how much damage he does to your wallet.
🐉 Charizard EX (Brave Wing) — starting at $360, going up to $400 for the deluxe experience. A fixer-upper who "does 60 more damage" once you get some baggage in his life. Red flag? Maybe. Iconic? Absolutely.
👻 Giratina V — $815. Comes from the Lost Zone. Emotionally distant. You will not fully understand him, but you'll keep him around forever.
🐲 Zekrom EX — $285. Voltage Burst energy, main character energy, will hurt himself just to hurt you more. Toxic? A little. Worth it? The people want to know.
🍭 Dark Dragonite — $110. Summons minions when he enters a relationship. Red flag, but he's shiny.
🐢 Dark Blastoise — $190. Hurts himself to hurt you back (Rocket Tackle). We call this "healthy communication" in this economy.
⚡ Jolteon EX — $210. Rainbow, radiant, and will not let your Benched Pokémon rest. High maintenance, high reward.
📍 Swipe right at Overstock Collectibles — no app required, no ghosting (they're literally sealed in plastic), and every single one comes with a full stat line so you know exactly what you're getting into. Unlike your last Tinder date.
Some singles priced OBO. Inquire in person. Retreat cost not included.