The Standard Squeeze USA

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Black Forest cake, poured into a glass πŸ’Save this one for Saturday night.What you need (makes 2):Malibu - 90ml (3 Squeez...
08/02/2026

Black Forest cake, poured into a glass πŸ’

Save this one for Saturday night.

What you need (makes 2):
Malibu - 90ml (3 Squeezes)
White creme de cacao - 30ml (1 Squeeze)
Chambord - 30ml (1 Squeeze)
Good dash of cream

Shake hard over ice for a full 15 seconds, strain into two glasses, dust with nutmeg. A soft shake leaves the cream in a layer, a hard shake whips it silky.

Every measure squeezed, not guessed. One squeeze = one perfect 30ml pour.

Dessert you can drink. The Toblerone: Baileys, Kahlua and Frangelico blended with cream and a chunk of the real thing.FU...
07/27/2026

Dessert you can drink. The Toblerone: Baileys, Kahlua and Frangelico blended with cream and a chunk of the real thing.

FULL RECIPE (serves 2):
1 Squeeze Baileys (30ml)
1 Squeeze Kahlua (30ml)
1 Squeeze Frangelico (30ml)
Dash of cream
1 Toblerone triangle
Chocolate topping

Drizzle chocolate around the glass. Pulse everything in a blender with the Toblerone. Pour and top with grated Toblerone. 🍫

Pro tip: pulse, don't blend. Short bursts keep it thick.

07/21/2026

Drinks on the boat, minus the glass. The Standard Squeeze is lightweight, unbreakable and made from BPA-free, food-grade plastic approved for liquor. Squeeze to measure a perfect 1, 2 or 3 oz shot, pour into your mixer and get back to fishing. Ships fast from our US warehouse. Grab yours at thestandardsqueeze.co 🎣

07/18/2026

Cheers Craig

07/18/2026

πŸ›» POV: you found a way to cut weight in your truck and mix perfect drinks every time.

It's The Standard Squeeze. Compact, unbreakable and built for the outdoors.

No glass camping.
No spills.
Just perfect pours anywhere.

Spend less time cleaning up and more time relaxing outside. πŸ•οΈ

πŸ‘‰ Grab yours at thestandardsqueeze.co

07/17/2026

🍸 The world's best selling vodka has a wild backstory.

Smirnoff started in Moscow in 1864. Pyotr Smirnov filtered his vodka through charcoal, smooth enough for the Tsars, and by 1886 he owned two thirds of the city off the first ever newspaper booze ads.

Every bottle of No. 21 is distilled three times and filtered ten times through seven charcoal columns. Today it outsells every vodka on earth.

Make it at home: two Squeezes of vodka over ice, top with soda and a big squeeze of lime. πŸ‹

Rocket Fuel is a pina colada that booked a one-way ticket to the tropics. Frozen, creamy, three spirits in one blender.E...
07/15/2026

Rocket Fuel is a pina colada that booked a one-way ticket to the tropics. Frozen, creamy, three spirits in one blender.

Everything in at once:
πŸ₯₯ Dark Rum 60ml (2 Squeezes)
πŸ₯₯ Amaretto 60ml (2 Squeezes)
πŸ₯₯ Malibu 60ml (2 Squeezes)
πŸ₯₯ Coconut Cream 90ml (3 Squeezes)
🍍 1 small tin of pineapple pieces
Serves 2

Pulse with ice until thick, then pour and garnish with pineapple and a cherry.

Squeeze tip: freeze your pineapple first so it stays thick instead of watering down.

Send this to a friend who needs a rocket.

07/10/2026

Havana Club has a 140 year story. πŸ₯ƒ

It started in 1878 with the Arechabala family in Cardenas, Cuba. The name launched in 1934, the label carries La Giraldilla (Havana's oldest symbol, a weathervane from the 1630s), and in 1960 the revolution nationalized the lot. Today there are two rival Havana Clubs, one made in Cuba and one in Puerto Rico.

Easiest way to drink it? A Cuba Libre.
- White rum - 2 oz (2 Squeezes)
- Top with cola
- A good squeeze of lime

Measure it perfectly with The Standard Squeeze. Follow for a new one each week.

Winter just got a whole lot warmer. πŸ₯ƒThe Irish Coffee is the two-minute nightcap that does it all. Hot coffee, a nip of ...
07/08/2026

Winter just got a whole lot warmer. πŸ₯ƒ

The Irish Coffee is the two-minute nightcap that does it all. Hot coffee, a nip of Irish whiskey, brown sugar and a cool float of cream you sip straight through.

The secret is the cream. Whip it until it just thickens but still pours, then float it over the back of a spoon so it sits on top. Do not stir.

Measured with The Standard Squeeze, so your pour is spot on every time. Two Squeezes of Irish whiskey to one double shot.

Save this for your next cold night, and tag someone who needs warming up.

07/03/2026

Think Malibu's just a beach-party rum? It was invented in 1978 to make pina coladas easier.

A few things you might not know:
- It nearly got named Coco Rico
- It's the best-selling coconut rum in the world, in 150+ countries
- It's only 21%, half the strength of regular rum
- The white rum inside is aged two years in oak first

Easiest way to drink it: 2 Squeezes of Malibu, top with pineapple juice. Done.
Follow for a new one every week.

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