05/21/2026
✨ Three new suspects have arrived in the Pretentious Chocolates lineup, and every one of them is guilty of excessive indulgence.
🌙 Midnight in Marrakech
A velvet-soaked fever dream of citrus, spice, and unapologetic excess. Orange honey caramel smolders beneath the surface, casting a golden glow against roasted pistachio and saffron white chocolate ganache. Wrapped in dark chocolate and dressed entirely in black, this one lingers like an unforgettable evening and a very expensive mistake.
☕ Double Dark
Barrel-aged Elijah Craig coffee beans and milk chocolate got a little too comfortable together. The result is a rich, slow burn of roasted flavor with a finish smoother than a jazz crooner in velvet. Your after-dinner drink, without the glass.
❤️ Crimson Confession
A scandal wrapped in dark chocolate and sealed with a kiss. Raspberry and caramel collide in a rush of velvet, intrigue, and buttery decadence, balanced by a polished bittersweet shell sharp enough to keep the sweetness in check. Equal parts silk gloves and red lipstick.
Pretentious Chocolates
Unapologetically Opulent Bon Bons by Brian Holm
