09/21/2026
YALL, we are ONE WEEK OUT and I need a couple extra sets of hands! 🤍🛼
First, SECURITY/SUPPORT PEOPLE!
By security, I really just mean trusted people willing to exist with EYES 👀😂 Keep an eye on things, help somebody if they fall or get hurt, help me keep the kids safe, and grab me if something needs my attention. I only have so many hands 🦖 I know I preach "ALL ARE WELCOME" and I do mean that.. Britney's "all" does have one VERY firm exception..👇
👊I DONT F**K WITH PEDOPHILES👊
There will be children at this event. MY children will be at this event, and I have a very personal zero tolerance policy for adults who prey on or hurt children. I will NOT play games with that.. Wanna see Britney turn into a REAL gangster on skates? F**k around and find out 💀
Protect the babies. Always!
Second, SKATE HELP! 🛼
I need a few people willing to help kids (and adults!) get skates on/off, find the right sizes, tighten laces, get their bearings, and just generally help wherever needed.
Lastly, because apparently I am now an ✨event coordinator✨ this is NOT a professionally produced event!!! I am a chaos coordinator with a vision, a speaker, some skates, and the willingness to SHOW UP! Were gathering at a public park to skate, hang out, listen to music, meet our neighbors and have a good time. Participation is voluntary, and skating is at your own risk! Parents/guardians are responsible for supervising their children! This is not a daycare event.
Basically, imagine a giant community birthday party… except nobody knows whose birthday it is 🤷♀️🎈Weve got a good amount of vendors signed up!! Im excited for the turn out! 🤍 Even if ONE skater shows up, im KOSHER 🛼🤌
If youre trustworthy, good with people, and willing to HELP, I NEED YOU! 🤍
🛼 UNITY ON WHEELS
📍 E.U. DeShay Park - Wynne, Arkansas
📅 SEPTEMBER 25TH
⏰ 6-9 PM
Ive got the speaker, Ive got the skates, Ive got the vision.. Now I just need my people 🥹🤍
WHO’S READY?! 🛼✨