09/09/2026
Congratulations! You’ve selected the best seat in the house. 🏆🚽
And if it happens to be inside one of our Powder Rooms, you chose VERY well.
Flushing toilet. Running water. AC. Music. A mirror for the mandatory outfit check.
Be honest: are you a quick bathroom trip person or a “they’ve been gone for 20 minutes” person? 😂