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Today's about one of South Africa's icons that actually needs protecting, the rhino.Support your local reserves and cons...
22/09/2026

Today's about one of South Africa's icons that actually needs protecting, the rhino.

Support your local reserves and conservation groups where you can, even in small ways. https://careforwild.co.za/
We'll stick to making the fake biltong. The real wildlife deserves the real effort. 🦏

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Honest question. If she existed today, would she still be carrying ribbons and rainbows, or would she have swapped them ...
18/09/2026

Honest question. If she existed today, would she still be carrying ribbons and rainbows, or would she have swapped them for something a bit more Mzansi by now?

We reckon we know the answer. Tell us yours. 🥩

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Quick one. Your keys just got a Biltong Ring clipped on. What's the first reaction from the person next to you?1. Immedi...
16/09/2026

Quick one. Your keys just got a Biltong Ring clipped on. What's the first reaction from the person next to you?

1. Immediate laugh
2. "Wait, is that real?"
3. Reaches for it like a snack
4. Pretends they've seen it before (they haven't)

Comment your number.

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No loadshedding schedule, no fancy packaging, no complicated pitch.Just a keyring that looks exactly like biltong, for R...
12/09/2026

No loadshedding schedule, no fancy packaging, no complicated pitch.

Just a keyring that looks exactly like biltong, for R110.
Good for the guy who already has everything, the ouma who'll show it off at every family gathering, or yourself, because why not.

DON'T WAG! CLICK HOM!

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Turtle power, Mzansi style.A few reasons the guys upstairs would approve of this one.1. Comes with a grip strong enough ...
10/09/2026

Turtle power, Mzansi style.

A few reasons the guys upstairs would approve of this one.

1. Comes with a grip strong enough for a sewer lid, no shell required.
2. Looks exactly like the real thing, cowabunga included.
3. Never needs feeding, never needs a manhole address. Ninja approved. Ouma approved.

Everyone in between, also approved. 🥩

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Every 80s childhood had this exact doll. The blonde curls that never behaved, the pink tracksuit, the shoes that vanishe...
08/09/2026

Every 80s childhood had this exact doll. The blonde curls that never behaved, the pink tracksuit, the shoes that vanished within a week of unboxing.

Somewhere between then and now the hair survived, the shoes are still missing, and she's the one holding onto the keyring now.
Funny how the things worth keeping always find their way back. This one's just a bit more Mzansi than she used to be. 🥩

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It's International Bacon Day, so let's clear something up. We don't do bacon. Never have.What hangs off your keys is bil...
05/09/2026

It's International Bacon Day, so let's clear something up. We don't do bacon. Never have.

What hangs off your keys is biltong, through and through, and it's not going anywhere near a frying pan.
Nee wat, some things just don't mix.

Tag someone who still can't tell the difference. 🥩

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Spring Day is here and the geraniums know it before we do.Winter's blankets are folded away, the braai's coming out of h...
01/09/2026

Spring Day is here and the geraniums know it before we do.

Winter's blankets are folded away, the braai's coming out of hibernation, and one thing on your keys never needed a season to look good.

Still hanging on.

Still doing its thing.

Still getting the "wait, is that real?" look, rain or shine. Bring on the sunshine, chommie. 🌸🥩

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Winter is packing its bags. The blankets are getting folded away. Spring Day is just around the corner.One thing that su...
29/08/2026

Winter is packing its bags. The blankets are getting folded away. Spring Day is just around the corner.

One thing that survived the entire season without a single complaint is still hanging off your keys, looking exactly like biltong, still making people do a double take.

Some things carry you through every season.

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Same bear. Same keyring. New view. Whether it's a bookshelf full of old VHS tapes or the middle of nowhere next to a mou...
27/08/2026

Same bear. Same keyring. New view. Whether it's a bookshelf full of old VHS tapes or the middle of nowhere next to a mountain stream, the Biltong Ring goes wherever you go, and someone always asks about it. 🥓⛰️

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