The Sir’s - Jozi

16/10/2026

☀️ SUNS OUT, GUNS OUT! 💪🔥

It's HOT out there, but we've got a few reasons to make your day even better! 😎

⏰ HAPPY HOUR 🍹
Don't forget, it's 10% OFF ALL JUICE from 4–5 PM! The perfect time to stock up.

🎟️ OUR RAFFLE IS ON!
Spend R500 or more and you can grab as many raffle tickets as you like for just R10 per ticket! 👀🔥 More tickets, more chances to win!

Don't miss out! Pop in, say hi, and make the most of the heat! 🌞

📍 Visit your nearest Sir V**e store today!

https://www.sirv**e.co.za/

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14/10/2026

☀️ SUMMER IS COMING — AND YOUR V**E HATES THE SUN. ☀️
We know. Nobody warns you about this. But it’s worth knowing before it costs you a perfectly good bottle of juice or a pod you just filled. 🖤
Here’s what actually happens when your juice or device sits in direct sunlight — even for as little as an hour 👇
🧪 The ni****ne oxidises and degrades
Heat accelerates ni****ne breakdown. The result? A peppery, harsh hit that feels nothing like what you bought.
🟤 The juice changes colour and loses flavour
Juice that’s been in the sun goes noticeably darker. Along with that colour change, your delicate flavour notes start to disappear and the sweetness drops off significantly.
📉 The shelf life is gone
Heat-damaged juice won’t recover. What you’ve got is what you’ve got.
🫧 Pods have their own problem
When a pod gets hot, the juice thins out and pressure builds up inside. That pressure forces liquid out through the airflow holes at the bottom — which then floods back into your device and can destroy your coil.
If you left your pod in the car by mistake, here’s the fix 👇
✅ Remove the pod from the device
✅ Turn it upside down
✅ Blow through the airflow holes
✅ Hold a tissue at the mouthpiece to catch the excess liquid
✅ Pop it back in — you should be good to go!
Simple, quick and saves you from throwing away a perfectly usable pod. 🙌
Watch the full video above for the full breakdown — and share this with a v**er who leaves their gear in the car! 👇🔥
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13/10/2026

🖤 TO***CO BASTARDS — RICH & RUTHLESS. 🖤

Smooth. Creamy. Buttery RY4 caramel to***co. 🍂

60ml. In store now. 😏

If you know, you know. Go grab yours. 🔥

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09/10/2026

08/10/2026

🎓 WHAT DOES 2% AND 5% NI****NE ACTUALLY MEAN? 🎓

This one catches people out all the time — and it's worth knowing. 🖤

When you see a percentage on your juice or your disposable, that's not the ni****ne in milligrams. That's the concentration of ni****ne in the liquid.

So here's the translation 👇

📊 2% ni****ne = 20mg/ml
📊 5% ni****ne = 50mg/ml

That's a significant difference — and if you're trying to manage your ni****ne intake, understanding this matters a lot.

The good news? When you switch to a refillable pod system, YOU get to choose your ni****ne strength. Whether you want to start high and step down gradually, or find your sweet spot and stay there — a pod system puts that control in your hands. 🙌

Come into any Sir V**e branch and our team will help you find the right strength for your setup. No guessing. No confusion. Just the right information! 😏

Check out our Pod Systems here:
https://www.sirv**e.co.za/collections/pod-systems

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06/10/2026

🚨 POD SYSTEM RESTOCK — THEY'RE BACK! 🚨

Four of our most popular pod systems are back in stock and the shelves are looking beautiful again! 🖤🔥

✅ OXVA NeXLIM 2 — 2000mAh | 40W | HD colour screen
✅ OXVA NeXLIM 2 Mini — 1500mAh | 30W | Auto-draw simplicity
✅ Vaporesso Xros 6 — 1800mAh | 5 day battery | 50% charge in 10 mins
✅ Vaporesso Xros 6 Mini — 1600mAh | Compact | COREX 3.0

Something for every type of v**er. All in stock. Right now. 😏

Don't wait — last time these went fast! 🏃💨

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05/10/2026

🚨 COMPETITION UPDATE — WE MADE IT BETTER! 🚨
Quick but important update on our Vandal Squonker Competition — and trust us, this is a good one! 🖤🔥
Previously you could only buy one R10 ticket per transaction. We've scrapped that limit completely.
Here's how it works now 👇
🛒 Spend R500 or more with Sir V**e — online or in store
🎟️ Buy as many R10 tickets as you like
🔁 The more tickets you grab, the better your chances!
That's it. Simple. Clean. More ways to win. 😏
The prize is still a fully custom Vandal Squonk Mod from Obey Robot in the design of your choice — and the competition still runs until 31 October with the winner announced on 1 November.
So if you've been holding back — now's the time to load up on tickets and give yourself a real shot! 🔥
Good luck. You'll need it less if you buy more. 😏🖤
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02/10/2026

⏰ HAPPY HOUR IS ON — TODAY 4PM TO 5PM! ⏰

10% OFF all juice combos across all Sir V**e branches! 🖤🔥

Whether you're on salts or freebase — today between 4 and 5 you're getting a discount. Simple as that.

Set the alarm for 3:45. Get in the car. We'll see you at 4. 😏

⏱️ Today only | 4PM – 5PM | All branches

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01/10/2026

🚨 COMPETITION ALERT — WIN A CUSTOM VANDAL SQUONKER! 🚨
October just got a whole lot more exciting. 🖤🔥
We've teamed up with our mates at Obey Robot to give away a fully custom Vandal Squonk Mod — and you get to choose the design finish. Check the images above to see your options! 👆
THE PRIZE 🏆
A custom Vandal Squonk Mod finished in the design of your choice. This is not a small prize. 😏
HOW TO ENTER 🎟️
🛒 Spend R500 or more with Sir V**e — online at sirv**e.co.za or in any of our branches
💳 Once your cart hits R500 we'll offer you a competition ticket for just R10
✅ Say yes and the ticket goes straight into your cart — done!
THE FINE PRINT 📋
✅ One ticket per transaction
✅ No limit on transactions — enter as many times as you like
✅ Competition runs 1 – 31 October 2026
✅ Winner drawn on 1 November and announced on our socials
So basically — every time you shop with us in October, you've got another shot at walking away with something seriously special! 🔥
Make sure you're following us so you don't miss the announcement on 1 November! 👀
Good luck. You'll need it less if you enter more. 😏🖤
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30/09/2026

🖤 NEW ARRIVAL — TO***CO BASTARDS: RICH & RUTHLESS 🖤
The name says everything you need to know. 😏
We just received fresh stock of Rich & Ruthless from the To***co Bastards range — and honestly? This one is going to make a lot of to***co v**ers very happy.
A light and creamy RY4 to***co base, rich buttery layers and a silky smooth finish that lingers in exactly the right way. Velvety, deeply satisfying and unapologetically bold — without being heavy or overpowering.
It's the kind of juice that feels like it was made for a cold evening, a comfortable chair and absolutely nothing to do. 🍂☕
If you've been searching for a to***co v**e that actually delivers — this is worth the trip in store. 🙌
In store now at all Sir V**e branches.
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