The Sir’s - Jozi

The Sir’s - Jozi South Africa's favourite OG v**e store, is now open in Jozi and Pretoria! Pull in and say Howzit!

04/06/2026

🍑 I KNOW IT'S WINTER. I KNOW IT'S COLD. HEAR ME OUT… 🍑

Ice Brew — Peach Ice Tea. 🧊

It's GOOD. Like really, properly, embarrassingly good. 😏🖤

And listen — my fruity fam? They don't quit their icy fruity v**es just because the temperature dropped. That's not who we are. 😂🔥
Pull in to any Sir V**e branch and grab a bottle — winter or not, this one SLAPS! 🍑🧊

📍 All Sir V**e branches | sirv**e.co.za

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🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

03/06/2026

☕ WINTER WARMERS — THE DESSERT EDIT 🍮

It's cold outside. The heater is on. The blanket is out. And your taste buds? They deserve something SPECIAL. 🖤🌨️
We put together our ultimate winter warmer dessert lineup — and honestly, after watching this video, you're going to want all three. 😏
Let us paint you a picture 👇

☕ JEL — Nutty Arabica Dunked Edition
A nutty, crunchy caramel oat cookie dunked into a rich, velvety Arabica coffee with steamed milk. This one is the equivalent of your favourite coffee shop order on a cold winter morning — in v**e form. ☕🍪

🍰 Cake Sale — Custard Cake
A delicious vanilla and coconut sponge cake smothered in warm, golden custard. Comforting, indulgent and absolutely impossible to put down. This one is a full dessert experience in every single puff. 🤤

🥛 Sir's Milk — Milk Tart
Creamy. Classic. Perfect. A milk tart just the way your ouma used to make it. 🇿🇦🖤 One puff and you're instantly transported back to Sunday afternoons at gran's house. Need we say more?

These are the flavours that were made for winter — rich, warm, indulgent and deeply satisfying. If you've been looking for your next all day v**e to get you through the cold months, look no further! 🔥

👉 Available at Sir V**e, online and in store!

🌐 sirv**e.co.za

📲 Join The Sirs on WhatsApp for exclusive deals: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D

🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

📲 THE EASIEST WAY TO NEVER MISS A SIR V**E DEAL AGAIN! 📲We're about to make your life a whole lot easier — and your wall...
02/06/2026

📲 THE EASIEST WAY TO NEVER MISS A SIR V**E DEAL AGAIN! 📲

We're about to make your life a whole lot easier — and your wallet a whole lot happier! 🖤🔥

The Sirs WhatsApp Channel is LIVE and all you have to do is point your camera at that QR code and you're IN! 👆

But here's why you REALLY want to be on there 👇

🔥 Channel-exclusive deals you won't find on ANY other platform
👀 First access to new products, launches and promos
📢 No spam — just the good stuff, straight to your WhatsApp
🎁 Surprises — let's just say we take care of our channel family!

Seriously — if you're a Sir V**e regular and you're not on the channel yet, you are leaving money on the table! 😅

👉 Just open your camera, scan the QR code above and hit follow — it takes literally 5 seconds! ⏱️

See you on the inside! 🙌🖤

🌐 sirv**e.co.za

📲 Or join directly: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D

🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

01/06/2026

☕ MONDAY MORNING. WINTER VIBES. LET'S GO JUNE! 🖤🌨️

There's something about a cold winter morning, a hot cup of coffee and your favourite warm juice that just hits differently. 😏

And if you know — you know. ☕💨

We kicked off this Monday the only way we know how — and we want to know how YOU'RE warming up this winter! Drop your favourite winter warmer juice in the comments below 👇 — we love hearing what our community is va**ng! 🔥

Now — here's a little taste of what's coming at Sir V**e this June 👇

🍂 Winter Warmers — We're diving deep into the best warm, rich and indulgent flavours to get you through the cold months. Stay tuned for flavour spotlights, recommendations and more!

👨 Father's Day — We've got something really special planned for all the va**ng dads out there. Trust us — you're going to want to keep watching! 🖤

📲 WhatsApp Exclusives — If you're not on our WhatsApp channel yet — June is the month you absolutely need to be! We're dropping channel-only deals and promos all month long that you won't find anywhere else!

June is going to be a big one. We're just getting started. 🙌🔥

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📲 Join The Sirs on WhatsApp — don't miss the exclusives: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D

🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

29/05/2026

🚨 NEW DROP ALERT 🚨

ICE BREW HAS LANDED. 🍑🧊

Peach Iced Tea like you've never v**ed it before. Juicy. Icy. Absolutely dangerous for your coil budget. 😅

✅ Ripe, sun-kissed peach
✅ Cool icy finish
✅ 60ml 6Zero Nic Salt / MTL
✅ Available NOW at Sir V**e

This one's been worth the wait. Don't sleep on it — link in bio. 🔗

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27/05/2026

🎉 INTRODUCING THE SIR V**E LOYALTY CARDS — BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE REWARDED! 🎉

We say it all the time — our customers are everything to us. So we decided it was time to start giving back in a BIG way! 🖤
Introducing TWO brand new Sir V**e Loyalty Cards — and here's how they work 👇

🧪 VG LOYALTY CARD
Love your VG? This one's for you!
Buy 9 VGs and your 10th one is completely FREE!
That's right — on the house. No strings. Just our way of saying thank you! 🙌

🚬 DISPOSABLE LOYALTY CARD
Still rocking disposables? We've got you covered too!
Buy 9 disposables and get 10% OFF your 10th one!

Here's all you need to know 👇
✅ 1 stamp per purchase
✅ Minimum spend of R500 to qualify for your card
✅ Available at ALL Sir V**e branches
✅ Ask any of our staff members in store to get started today!

This is our thank you to every single customer who keeps coming back — you guys are the reason we do what we do and we can't wait to start stamping! 🖤🔥

📍 Pop into any Sir V**e branch today!

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📲 Join The Sirs on WhatsApp for more updates: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D

🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

26/05/2026

🐾 WHEN THE DOG WALK TURNS INTO A SALES MEETING… 🐾
Tried to get out for a quiet morning walk. The dog had other ideas. We had a sale to remind you about. Nobody won. 😂🖤
BUT — here we are — and the reminder stands! 👇
🔥 Sir V**e Mayday Sale is STILL LIVE!
📅 Running until 31 May
📍 All 5 Sir V**e branches
🛒 In-store AND online at sirv**e.co.za
💥 Trust us — the real deals are in store!
The dog wasn't impressed. But we think YOU will be. 😏🔥
🌐 sirv**e.co.za
📲 Join The Sirs on WhatsApp for daily updates: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D
🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

🧊 ALMOST READY TO SERVE… 🧊Look at that image. LOOK AT IT. 👀We've been keeping this one close to our chests for a while n...
25/05/2026

🧊 ALMOST READY TO SERVE… 🧊
Look at that image. LOOK AT IT. 👀
We've been keeping this one close to our chests for a while now and Friday is FINALLY the day we get to show you what we've been working on. 🖤🔥
A brand new Sir V**e juice is dropping this Friday and judging by that image alone… we think you already have a pretty good idea of what's coming. 😏
❄️ Is it cold?
🥤 Does it look incredibly refreshing?
🤤 Does it make your mouth water just looking at it?
…we're saying nothing. 🤐
What we WILL say is this — if you've been following along since our first teaser, Friday is going to make it ALL worth it. This one is something special. 🙌
📅 Dropping this Friday as part of our Mayday Sale
📍 All Sir V**e branches
🌐 sirv**e.co.za
📲 Follow The Sirs on WhatsApp — be first to know: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D
🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

🚨 MAYDAY SALE IS OFFICIALLY LIVE AT SIR V**E! 🚨Houston, the sale has landed. 🚀🖤We've been teasing this one for a while n...
22/05/2026

🚨 MAYDAY SALE IS OFFICIALLY LIVE AT SIR V**E! 🚨
Houston, the sale has landed. 🚀🖤
We've been teasing this one for a while now and the day is FINALLY here — the Sir V**e Mayday Sale is LIVE and ready for you from today all the way through to 31 May!
Now here's the thing 👇
🖥️ Yes — you can shop online at sirv**e.co.za
📍 BUT — if you really want to see what we've got going on — you need to get yourself into one of our branches TODAY!
The in-store deals are something else entirely and we don't want you missing out because you stayed home! 😏🔥
⏰ 10 days only
📍 All 5 Sir V**e branches
🛒 Online at sirv**e.co.za
The Mayday Sale waits for no one — get in there! 🚀
🌐 sirv**e.co.za
📲 Follow The Sirs on WhatsApp for daily deal updates: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D
🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

🚀 MAYDAY IS COMING — AND IT'S GOING TO BE MASSIVE! 🚀Houston, we have a sale. 😏The Sir V**e Mayday Sale is launching TOMO...
21/05/2026

🚀 MAYDAY IS COMING — AND IT'S GOING TO BE MASSIVE! 🚀

Houston, we have a sale. 😏

The Sir V**e Mayday Sale is launching TOMORROW — 22 May — and running all the way through to 31 May and we have been waiting to tell you about this one for a while! 🖤🔥

Now we're still not giving everything away just yet — you'll have to wait until tomorrow to see what we've got lined up. But here's what we CAN tell you 👇

📅 10 days of deals
📍 All Sir V**e branches
🌐 In-store AND online at sirv**e.co.za
💥 Deals you are NOT going to want to miss

Set your alarms. Tell your friends. Clear your schedule for tomorrow morning. Mayday is coming and it is coming IN HOT! ☄️🔥

👁️ Watch this space — the reveal is tomorrow!

🌐 sirv**e.co.za

📲 Follow The Sirs on WhatsApp to be first in line: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbD0Zk18fewmq5TfLx1D

🔞 Not for sale to under 18s.

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Glen Curve Shopping Center, Cnr Elm And Beech Avenue, Marais Steyn Park
Edenvale
1609

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Tuesday 09:00 - 18:00
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