Diary ka Brah'Gift

Diary ka Brah'Gift This is a diary about my life what I've gone through and experienced in the short period of my life.

19/03/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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Chapter 15
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"is this some kind of a joke? Course clearly it ain't funny"
V: no its not.
Me: how do I know if this is all fake?
V: but it's written in black and white. You can do other tests.
Me: ain't got no time for rubbish. Masambe B**ga.
V: no Kuhle. Wait!
Me : for ini? You accused me of sleeping with your sister. You accused me and chased me out of your house. And yeah I moved out. What more do you want?😥
Jim: Fortunate please sit down.
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I sat down.
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Me: Uncle Jim.. Did you really sleep with my mom?
Jim: yes.. There was a time when your mom was running away from some other gangster. She was in love with him but ended up stealing for him. -
Me: - My mom?? Stealing??
Jim: yes. So that guy wanted to such life out of his body. That's when she came here. V and I have been married for a long time.. After Musa was born. So V was always working. She was a student at Merrydale medical school and also working part time at a restaurant in Waterfront. So I hardly saw her. I was all alone with Your mamma. That when we ended up... *clear throat*.. Sleeping together..
V: Your mother was a damn homewrecker
Me: yeeeeyyy don't you dare. She's my mom after all.
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Musa was so quiet all along.
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Musa : I also want to confess..
V: what now my girl??
Musa: ma stop it I'm not a kid.. I. -
V: - I know this came as a shock but -
Musa: ma. Can I speak?.?
V: ohk go ahead
Musa: Thank you. Uhmm I want to confess. Ma when you found Kuhles underwear in Auntie's bedroom.
V: yes when she was sleeping with my sister. Homewrecker just like umawakhe.
Musa : ma please.. The underwear.. I... I planted it
Me : Whaaaaattttt!!!!?!!
V: whaaaat??
Jim: You did what??? So your intention was to see Me and your mother breaking up?
Musa: no no no dad. I just wasn't used to the idea of having a little brother in here. I was used to having everything all to myself. When Ma used to go out with Kuhle I felt sidelined.
Me: but I wasn't here to replace you or whatsoever musa
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I cried😭
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Musa: I'm sorry Kuhle. Can you please forgive me?
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I shook my head. "You made me look like I'm one hella slut. Just because of your pride and ego? I I.. Can't.. "
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I ran outside and sat on the doorstep. I just busterd out in tear. B**ga came and hugged me.
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B**ga: I'm sorry ckm😥
Me: the man who's been hating me so much is my father? The man who wanted me to be a drug lord at his club is my father? No it can't be
The very same man who nearly sold me to Joseph in exchange of my surname is my father
B**ga: sorry achuuz.But look at the bright side. Maybe its a blessing in disguise. I mean uRich uBaba. What more can you ask for?
Me: its not about the money dammit. Its about ubomi bam" and my happiness
B**ga:unga Khali ckmm man! indoda ayikhali..... I'm not good with tears I'll end up crying too.
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I sniffed and wiped my tears with my back of my hand. I stood up and we went back inside.
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Me: we have to go. Its getting late.
Jim: you can sleep -
Me: - No..
Jim: alright! Here's R300 you can buy whatever you want on your way.
Me: no I don't want your dirty money..
B**ga: uhm I'll hold onto that..
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He snatched the money. I took my handbag as well as the envelope. We walked to the car.
We got in and off he drove.
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B**ga: I still can't believe it yazi! Cassandra's Blesser Is your father?? Heee Crazy family shem. One thing someone planted the underwear jiki jiki this and that. But your sister uyi pelepele. Uyashiya. I wouldn't mind making her uBen 5
Me: STOP IT PLEASE!!! GOSH I CAN'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE BUSY MAKING NOISE BLABBERING! Gosh
B**ga: o-Kay.!
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From there we had a silent journey. B**ga dropped me off ekhaya. I got off and walked inside
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Me: sanibonani
Gogo: sawubona Kuhlle. Ubuyaphi? Your food is in the microwave.
Me: oh-k since when -... Arggg never mind
Gogo: I hate the tension between us MaBaby boy!
Me : I'm also sorry for disrespecting you. uXolo ma.
Gogo : kulungile mtanam...
Me: uhmm Uhmm I was with aunty V today.
Gogo : ohh!??
Me: yeah and uthi uJim is my father
Gogo: ini?
Me: yah gogo. She did tests and that's how she found out.
Gogo : Heeeee!!!
She clapped once!
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10/03/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : underneath The Fake Smile
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Chapter 14
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Weeks flew to moths. It was around September and Buhle was 7 month pregnant and I was done with my 3rd term exams. She was still gonna go to school till she gave birth. And as for Sbongile she have been so good to me. Everybody was treating Buhle like the royal goddess and she enjoyed every minute of it.
As for Musa pshhh I moved on. She made it clear that he wants to nothing to do with me. Her boyfriend have been visiting her like everyday,if it was my home bendizomgxotha struu✌.
It was on a Saturday and I was at school that time attending Saturday classes,when i received some bad news that Buhle was in hospital(C-Section) and the baby couldn't make it😢,i just couldn't hold my tears they just fall,i lost concentration,I was just not me😧.

After the classes I took a taxi straight to the hospital....
Buhle was Already woken up by all sort of machine sound. She tried lifting her ead up but she couldn't. She looked at V who had her head buried in between her tight. I squeezed her hand.
V: Buhle!!! Thanks God your awake.
Man her eyes were so swollen
Buhle: where's... Where's my baby.
V: I'm sorry nana the baby couldn't make it..
Buhle: Whaaaaat!!!? after 7 damn months?
V: You took time before coming to the hospital so the *jbcshjjgc* couldn't *bjsdjkfvklgx*any longer.
Alright I didn't understand anything. Doctors Lingo y'all know it
Buhle : Musa killed my child. I blame her.
Musa: uthini?
She looked at her.
Buhle:Get Out!
Musa: Buhle I didn't. -
Buhle: Get Out Musa!! OUT!!! IF ONLY YOU TOOK ME TO HOSPITAL IN TIME MY BABY WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE INCUBATOR BY NOW. BUT YOU WERE JUST BUSY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND YELLING.......
the nurses came rushing in
Nurse: You're upsetting the patient get out.
She sedated her and she slowly drifted to sleep
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The nurse woke her up again when it was time for supper.And that tike o needed to talk to Buhle,but she didnt want anything to do with me so i left.
BuhIe: I don't have an appetite. The only thing on my mind now is my baby..
Nurse: just too spoons. Don't starve yourself. Everything will be just fine.
Buhle: How? How when Musa killed my child.
Nurse: Maybe you need counselling
Buhle: I don't need a damn shrink. Just fine and oh yeah he'll pay for it. He'll pay for making me a fool. She'll pay for playing with my feelings. She'll pay for killing my baby She'll pay for everything. She'll.....
"You mean Musa killed your child? "
She shut her eyes the moment she realized that V was standing on the door all along....😕

After Weeks Buhle was out of hospital, and her family eventually moved out of town,so I won't see her ever again, I was starting to hate my life and everything in it....It was in the morning and I was having a big conversation with Uncle Jim...

"Shove your job. I ain't gon' be a drug dealer "
Jim : alright but know that you'll suffer
Me : I don't care.
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I grabbed my wallet and walked out. I caught a taxi home. I arrived around 7pm at Gugx and went to B**ga's crib.
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Me: ko-ko
B**ga: Come in..
Me: Hexe aachuuz
B**ga: Boo'deng
Me: nidlani? I'm hungry shuu
B**ga : there's the fridge. Do whatever you want. Bruh the hangover
Me: where were you kanti?
B**ga: Some function in Wynberg
Me: you leaving the life hey
B**ga: Too much.
Me: and the polo that's parked outside? Ukhona uBae'wakho?(I meant u Sugar'Mama)
B**ga: nop.. Its mine
Me : whaaaat?? stop joking marn..
B**ga: bakithi! why would I joke about something like this.....
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He threw the keys on my faces.
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Me: wow mcuz.. Umdliseni lomuntu?
B**ga: Nobhongoza ckeeem😂😃
Me : haa?
B**ga: ngiyadlala.. Maybe I just know how to ride it.
Me: heee shuuu Asazii keeer
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I made a sandwich and ate.
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B**ga: I'll take you for a ride tomorrow.
Me: iLicense yona?
B**ga: arggg I'll get it next month maybe.
Me: shuuu only God knows
B**ga: yeah eyy
Me: Jim offered me a job.
B**ga:what typa job?
Me: A Drug dealer job
B**ga: ha-ana. Find A Sugar'Mama and enjoy life
Me: iyooh not me. My pride doesn't allow that
B**ga: oh!!??? So my pride does? It's poverty ckeeem
Me: whatever!!! Ndiyahamba
B**ga: I'll walk you out.
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After eating I rinsed my bowel And B**ga walked me out. I got home around 9:00pm and went straight to bed. The next day I woke up around 5am. It was Saturday. I swept the yard and did all the house chores. After I took a bath.. My phone rang. It was Aunty V.
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V: hello Kuhle!!?
Me: Hi
V: how are you?
Me: I'm Good and You?
V: I'm Good. Can you come over?
Me : why?
V: we have something important to talk about
Me: alright!
V: you can come around 4pm.
Me : sharp..
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I hung up.
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Gogo: who was that?
Me: Noluvuyo
Gogo: uthin?
Me: we have something important to talk about.
Gogo : I wonder..
Me: haiii..
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I walked inside and took a bath. I wore my white jean, black skipper and white all stars. I searched my wallet and damn I had only R50(Ndi broke f**k LA way joe). I took my wallet nd walked to B**ga's crib.
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Me: m'gani
B**ga: hexe ckkm
Me: I need a favour
B**ga: shoot
Me: I wanna go to Paarl North but I guh no money. Please accompany me tog.
B**gaa: alright lemme freshen up.
Me: cool.
B**ga: pour Juice in the meantime.
Me: ayt..
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I made 4 slice of bread and juice. I ate while waiting for B**ga to finish up. He came to the kitchen fully dressed.
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B**ga : let's go.
Me: don't kill us please
B**ga: bxtch I can drive alright.
Me: who'll take care of Okuhle!?
B**ga: Thuli. The girl next door. Lemme pack her Bag.
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B**ga took Okuhle to Thuli. I got into the car
"ja eyy B**ga got himself a Sugar Momma,nd now he's wearing designer clothes.. Uya driver.. Uhamba indawo. Why can't I do the same? Huh!? " I thought to myself.
B**ga: off we go.
Me: yeyy.
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We drove off to Paarl North. we first stopped At Brackenfall Park Complex and bought Pizza. After eating we continued with our journey. We parked outside and I pressed the intercom. Then the gate was opened.B**ga drove in and he parked in front of the house. We walked inside.
Musa: Kuhle.. What are you doing here?
Me: Hello to you too Musa. I'm Great thanks and you!?
Musa: wow who's the handsome man here!
B**ga: Am B**ga.
Musa: pleased to meet you handsome.
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She held B**ga's hand and kissed Him.
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Me : alright!!!
V: Oh there you are. Let's not waste any time. Come this way.
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We followed her to the sitting room.
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V: let's wait for -
The door swung opened before she could even finish the sentence.. Uncle Jim walked in.
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Jim : what's so important that I had to leave an important meeting?
V: Hubby.. Sit down.
Jim sat down. V took a brown envelope and opened it.
Jim: what's that?
V: this are the result from the lab. When you were still here kuhle I took your saliva and. -
Me: why?.
V: your mom. Once got involved with my husband. She seduced him and I always suspected you are Jim's daughter that why I did the tests and yes it came positive. You are Jim's daughter.
Jim : What?? This are fake. It can't be.
V: it is. You are Kuhle's father..
Me: no... No.. No it can't be
Musa: you are.... My brother?
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Oh God. I slept with my Sister😧😥? ' '
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12/02/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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Chapter 13
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Friday morning I woke up around 6:30 am. Arggh I've missed the whole week. Why go to school today. Why bother?. I drifted off to sleep again..
I woke up kahle around 10:30. I got out of bed and went to take a bath.. A proper bubble bath. Damn I needed it! After I wrapped a towel around my body. I applied lotion and wore my Short and Vest damn it was hot that day . My cut was so messy shem. I combed it and made my way to the kitchen. I made breakfast and ate. My phone rang. It was Sbongile
Me: Talk to me
Sboshy: Hi unjani.?
Me: better
Sboshy: and then why aren't you at school?
Me: I needed a break that's all.
Sboshy: hope to see you next week ke
Me: yah xap
Sboshy: o-
I hung up. Mxm she sold me. I dialed B**ga's numbers.
B**ga: Skeeem!!
Me: Hexe unjani?(
Sboshy: Good and You?
Me: not good at all. Uphi njena?
Sboshy: Home bored AF
Me: I'm coming
Sboshy: cool..
I hung up. I changed into proper clothes and Gold Nike . I applied face and took my Schoolbag. I locked all the doors. I took a taxi to Belville Terminas and from there I caught a taxi to Gugulethu. I went straight to B**ga's crib. I found her chilling under the shade with his baby Okuhle(He actually named his child with my name)
"hello munjuza wa tatakhe. Akase muhle uBuhliiza " I tickled him and he smiled showing off his two tiny milk teeth. I couldn't hold myself but cry. It about 8 months or so imma be dad too. No actually a single dad with Musa denying anything. I just can't.
B**ga: haaa uyakhala skeem?
Me: uhm I'm just emotional skeem
I wiped my tears as I sat on the blanked that they were sitting on.
B**ga: mehlo madala
Me: ishhh don't start
B**ga: I'm sorry for ruining what we had over a jockey. That was very stupid of me I shouldn't had done that.
Me : yah right!
B**ga: no you were like a brother I never had and I dragged your heart on the mud.
Me : its water under the bridge. Let's close the old chapter and start on a new one friend.
B**ga: hug?
I hugged him.
Me: let bygones be bygones.. Its cools mntase
He smiled
B**ga: I cooked chicken feet,nesonka samanzi(dodokroyi😅)
Its been a while thou yoooh
Me: plus I'm so hungry!!
B**ga: ngiyeza look after my princess tuu.
He went to the house. I played with Kuhle for a while. While B**ga dished for us. We ate and he bought cold drink afterwards.
Me: how's matric treating you.,?
B**g: ah skeem I had to drop out because I had nobody to look after Kuhle,even his mom have to go to school,so yeeh o had to go look for job to support my daughter..
What?. what if that happen to me too? Oh no I have to choice but to kill the damn thing.
Me: yoh Skeem that's hash so uyahlala nje?
He nodded
Me: heeee so Now you had to drop out just like that?
B**ga: I'll go back next year
Me: yaz school is just a waste of time as for now.. I want a good job too so that I can support my lil bunny...
B**ga: now your talking.!
We laughed and kept on conversing. For a while I forgot about my problems for a while. My phone rang. It was V. Does she really have to bring me back to planet Earth
Me: ma
V: Okuhle uphi? URight? Um-
Me : calm down ndiright. I'm at the mall
V: thanks God.!
Me : see you now
V: shup!
I hung up. Mxaaiii does she always have to be on my back?
Me: hai MchuuzI have to go.
B**ga: I'll walk you out.
I took my bag and she walked me to the taxi. Argg I'll see uGogo some other time. I took a taxi back home. I arrived around 7:30pm. I found Musa playing on her laptop.
Me: hi
Her: Okuhle when did you -
Me: yesterday.. And ngihlalala you won't get rid of me that much easy. I think we'll have to tell V
Her: no if we do my friend will be forced to go work next year.and She wanted to go to varsity next year.
Me: hello so do i. But I'll be left la with a child while she's busy changing ni***rs eVarsity? Ha-ana naye she must take responsibility. Bekumnamdi angithi while we had s*x everywhere in this house.
"You did what ? "
MusA: dad
Oh God! He heard everything
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Quiz
Now that Jim knows what do you think its gonna happen?
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04/02/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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Chapter 12
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Sbongile lightly shook me. I looked up at her and she was fully dressed in her uniform. S**t its Thursday😩😴
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Sboshy : I can't miss another day I'm going to school mna wena if u wanna stay u can!!
Me: alright! I'll just be here alone😕
Sboshy: for how long are you planning to hide? Huh!? Come on marn Okuhle. oky mxm Shup ke.
Pshhh lectures ater lectures and more lectures.
I pulled the duvet and slept. I woke up around 11. I drank the mouth wash [Listerine ] since I had no tooth brush here. I took a shower and wore just a towel while I washed my undies.I made a dilicious breakfast for maself and ate. I finally decided to switch on my phone. I had ton of missed calls and messages. -From Buhle..... Musa.. V.. Jim.. Aunty Lucy nd UMalume,except from my mom's - arggg they only care now. after eating I swept the kitchen and washed the dishes. I watched TV all day long,after a long day i realise my undie was dry by then. It wasAround 3:30pm Sbongile came back.
Sboshy: My friend👊
Me: Hexe Mchuz
Sboshy: People are worried about you mgani
Me: Let them be skm I don't care anymore. I care less
Sboshy: haiii pig headed kids. Either way haven't you seen my mom!?
Me: nahhh. Talking about your mom she seem like a nice person ey
Sboshy: yes she is. Or can I say she used to be that nice person.
Me: what do you mean.?
Sboshy: she just changed njena out of the blue Giving my father hard times. They are now going through Divorce. I think my mom is seeing someone else.
Me: Whaaat!!!?(I wasn't that shocked cause I knew who her mom was seeing)
Sboshy : yeah and they just don't know the stress they are giving me. I mean like I can't afford to see my parents fight. That's why Thando decided to move out
Me: but I thought you were a happy family mos
Sboshy: Not at all chommie.. And it hurts cause all I wanted was to see my parents grow older together.
Me: yohh but at least you got the privilege to know your dad. As for me. Hai shem umama was a drunkard and barely while I didn't know who my father was really I founded out when my father passed away who he was,I mean like I didn't even attend his funeral i never had the time to spend with him uAunthy yena hated the shiid outta me. Whooo wait if V chase me out. I got nowhere to go. The last time I was at Khayelitsha I fought with my aunty.
Sboshy: she won't do that ckm trust me, Don't worry. It will be ok nehh...(then she gave me a huge hug😀😊,thats very sweet of her)
She went to change. We conversed about lotta thing's. Cynthia came back around 5pm with Burgers,and hot chips.
Cynthia : my mense☺
Sboshy: Hello Ma
Cynthia : sawubona Kuhle. How are you feeling,?
Me: NgRight wethuu njerr
Cynthia : Are y'all cool?
Me : ya
Cynthia : anything -?
Me: - I SAID I'M OK. GEEZ! WHAT PART OF OK DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Sboshy: Yohh
Cynthia : Sorry.... Either way we're going somewhere ne.
Sboshy: alright!
We went to the car. She drove out into the driveway. I fell asleep in the car.
"we're here "
I got up and got out of the car. Immediately when I got out somebody pulled me into a hug.
"oh mtwanam "
What the.....F**kkk.....V
V: Cynthia thank you for bringing her over.
Me: you...
S**t lomama kodwa. Who said I wanna come home.
Sboshy : sorry chommie we had to.
V: come in.
Cynthia : no we gotta got. We'll talk.
V: shup.
We watched as they drove off. Man f**k I'm in deep s**t
V: Let's get inside.
I followed her.
V: want anything to eat?
Me: no ngRight
V: I'll run a bath for you.
Me: I'll bath tomorrow. Now I want to sleep. I'm exhausted
V: I Know hey you've been through a lot.. Here's your pocket money for tomorrow. Imma make lunch box for you.
She handed me R100 note.
Me: dankiey ma.
V: Goodnight ne my boy.
She kissed my forehead and smiled.
What the F**k was that?
Why is she so nice? What's her plan kodwa? Haiii sizabona.
I got under the duvet and listened to music till I drifted off to sleep
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29/01/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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Chapter 11
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"Tell me what happened mGani "
"I just wanna bath right now " I sniffed as I got up
Queeny : alright! I'll run a bath for you.
I switched off my phone and went to take a long bath. I was so exhausted and hungry at the same time. After bathing I wore some old s**t Trouser.She made food for us. We ate in silence.
"I'm... Uhm.. I inpregnanted someone "
Queeny opened her eyes wide and chuckled.
Queeny: You whaat ?
I nodded. As tears welled in my eyes.
Queeny: Friend yoh nkosiyam How?
I shrugged!
Queeny: angazi yaz. Your only 16 friend and you'll be a father. How did you find out?
Me: I got into a fight with Buhle which landed her in hospital and that's how I found out.
Queeny: And V?
Me: she's so so mad at me ntwana. I don't even know what to do.
Queeny: and Buhle?
Me: ah don't even know where she is.i didnt even see the results that shes really pregnant
Queeny: you know what that means? she might be using you ntwana to trap you not to broke up with her..
Me: no.. Not Buhle she's just.. Scared and shocked at the same time.
Queeny: scared mei foot chommie. she's F**ken using you.
Me : angazi
Queeny : so do they know ukuthi your here?
I shook my head. "I ran away from Home when they were not around.
Queeny: your such an ass yohh haiii achuuz
She clapped once. I continued eating. Maybe we must just terminate it. I'm so young to be a father bakithi. "yeeeeyyy muntu I'm talking to you. " then I snapped back.
Me: oh you were saying?
Queeny: argg never mind.
She rinsed our bowel. I went to sleep. Damn I was tired!
I was woken up by Queeny shaking me.
Queeny: Supper is ready
Me: I'll join in a few minute
Queeny: alright!
I wore my flip flops and went to the dining room. Oh shxt I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Cynthia
"oh hey you must be Kuhle "
Whooooh! Yaz lo mfazi yini vele le ngiybona apha?
Umama ka Queeny nyani? I just couldn't believe my eyes. I swallowed split.
Me: hi
She pulled a chair for me.
Me: Thank You.
Cynthia : my pleasure nunu. Its nice to finally meet you. Sibongile always tell me about you.
Me: good things.. I hope
I faked a smile
Cynthia : Thando will be here any time soon.
Queeny: Thando is my dad
Me: oh-kay!
Hai I gotta move la. I can't sleep under this woman's roof. Cynthia is Jim's s*x mate. Y'all remember her? Yeah great.
We ate in silence. After I helped Queeny with the dishes then I wore Thando's old pj's
She came with ice creams. We ate our ice creams. Queeny's phone rang.
Queeny: its Buhle
Me: put it on speaker.
Queeny: Hello
Musa : sho Sboshy Z'khiphani?
Queeny : nex daar?
Musa: ishh Kuhle is gone missing have you seen her?
I shook my head.
Queeny: uhm.. I.. No did you call her.?
Musa : yes we did. mom is worried sick and so do I. Ishh
Queeny: I'll try her ishh I'll be in touch
Queeny : shup.
She hung up and looked at me.
Me: sorry mtase
Queeny: mxn goodnight.
She got under the covers and pulled it up. Ate my ice cream after I went to the kitchen to put the container. I found Cynthia making coffee.
Cynthia : well well well Kuhle! You again. Your always on my case hey.
Me: pshh its not like I knew that Sbongile is your daughter. She's so unlike you yaz.
Cynthia : please nana don't start with that. Your under my roof eyy. Soon very soon you'll be my step child so behave. I don't wanna be the evil step mom.
I faked a smile and walked to the bedroom.
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12/01/2018

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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"Ufunan- oh uncle Jim is not home" I leaned on the door frame.
Joseph: Hello mopila.
Me: Pshhhh
Joseph: I meant handsome. Your tshwana or zulu or thosa whatever it is its so hello difficult.
I yawned.
Joseph : alright lemme not bore you. What arr you doing on Saturday?
Me: I'm going out with my mom
Joseph : You mean V?
Me: Yep!
Joseph : I was hoping to go out with you for lunch!
Me: even if I didn't have plans. I'm not interested to go out with a drug lord.
Joseph : ouch!!
He playfully held his heart. "That hurt " he continued.
Haii yaz this guy. Ufunani vele? -_-
Me: if you may excuse me.
Joseph : I'm waiting for jim. If you may-
He pushed me aside and walked inside. He sat on the couch then took the remote control and changed channels.
Joseph : a cup of tea will do. Make it strong.
Me: I'm not a maid in here and your not crippled.
Joseph : a innocent boy like you being rude doesn't suit you.
Me: I know right.
I faked a smile.
Joseph : If I was somebody else I'd say you owe me.
Me: owe you?? Are you sure your not mentally disturbed?
He busted out in laughter.
Joseph : Me? Mentally disturbed? Heeee God Forbid.!
Must I rewind your memory?
Me: please!!
Joseph : The presents and chocolate?? The R1000 while you were at that village area of yours?
Me: What the.. :O
Joseph : Yep! It was me. So if I was you. I'd fold my sleeve and do what I asked you.
Yoh lomuntu! :( but I ain't gonna be bulled ke mna. I'm Kuhle kayi one no one messes with me and get away with it.....
Me : Firstly mister. I didn't ask you.
Joseph : but you took everything
Me: because I thought it was from my baeb
Joseph : well
He shrugged.
Me : well your loss.
Joseph: I want South African Citizenship. So I wanna buy your surname.
I laughed.
Me : maybe you should get a shrink! Nyani!
I laughed while making my way to my room. I locked the door immediately when I got in. I ironed my uniform then fell asleep while listening to music.
I was woken up by someone knocking.
"Hayiii Kuhle! Kuyashiya marn "
I glanced at the watch and it was 6pm. Oh Gosh! I didn't cook :O
I got up and open. I pushed Musa and ran to the kitchen. The meat was frozen.
"Oh God" I panicked.
Musa : Kuhle!!!
Me: Water! Yes water.
I quickly took the kettle and poured water. Musa snatched it away from my hands. "Kuhle stop!!!" She shouted. She placed the kettle on the counter and held both my hand and gave me a tight hug.
Musa: are you OK?
Me: yeah.
Musa: ha-ana.. Your heartbeat is very fast. Your temperature is high. Your even sweating but shivering at the same time. Maybe we should go see a doctor.
Me: Cha NgiRight Geez I'm tired of everyone being on my back!!
I shouted and stomped out of the kitchen. I went to my room and slept it off.
I woke up around 3am. I was so hungry. I went to the kitchen and open the oven. I found a box of pizza. I poured milk and ate then went back to bed. Though I couldn't sleep. I just lied there. Around 6am I went to shower. Wore my uniform and ate breakfast. V drove us to school. It was a long awkward, silent journey. :( after I snapped at Musa I couldn't face her. We went separate ways when we arrived. After assembly we went to our classes. Kego hugged me. Dear bestie

27/12/2017

The Life Of Siphokuhle : Underneath The Fake Smile
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I got up from bed and went to take a shower. I wore my pjs
and went to the lounge. I found Musa sitting with Buhle
munching on some popcorns.
Me: yewenah sfebendin!
I jumped on her I almost punched her but Musa stopped me Alright! One thing 'bout
me ngiyatrapa angi dlali mna.
Me; you piece of s**t..how could you?
Buhle: stop!
Shee pushed me.
Buhle: ukhuluma ngani?
Me; you know what you did to me you piece of s**t.
Musa: i think you should go
Me: yah...GO! I dont wanna see you ever again.
What she did was very stupid of her. How could she try to drug me?
She should've asked me kahle and i'd give it to her.But no!she
f**ken try to drugged me. More like r***d me. ;'( . I was fuming
with anger. The sweat bruh! Was on another level . I went to
my room and cried myself to sleep
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The next day i woke up at around 8am. I brushed my teeth
and made my way to the kitchen. Man i was starving. The
previous day i slept without eating.
Me: ohh hey aunty V
v : hebuhn Kuhle! What are you doing here?
Me; Duh! Ngihlala la
V : No i meant your supposed to be eMthatha
me: arggg im back. I missed y'all
V: either way im on my way out. Why are your eyes so
swollen?
Me: i think im catching flu.
V: i bring you medicines
me: alright
V: bye ne.
Me: shup
V: and oh by the way sorry about the delay I'll transfer your
allowance later today
me: didn't you transfer money few weeks ago?
V.; nah
Me: Weird! I received a 1000 bucks when i was in Mthatha
V: heee Kuhle uJola na ma blesser?
Me: what ! No pshh im not into the dating game. But maybe i got a secret admirer
V: heee ba'bye Kuhle

She laughed while making her way out. I made myself an
English breakfast. Jim stood on the door.
Me: oh hey uncle Jim
Jim: Kuhle.
Me: want some?
Jim: that would be nice of you.
Me: alright
he grabbed a chair.
Jim: so you gonna sit here all day long?
Me: yep beside we only left with a week
jim: my offer still stands.
Me; offer?
Jim: yeah at the club. Relax youll work behind the till
me: told you before. I AM NOT INTERESTED. Read my lips.
Jim: alright then its fine. But distance yourself from Musa.
You are nothing but a distaction. She's a matriculant
remember? By the way thanks for this.
He winked as he took his plate.
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excuse the spelling errors
bum short ..the least ii could do some....
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