22/08/2026
📚🤣 POV: You walk past a bookshop…
Normal person: keeps walking. 🚶♀️
Me: FACE PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS LIKE I’M INVESTIGATING A CRIME SCENE. 👀📚😂
“Hmm… what’s that book over there?”
Presses face harder.
“OH MY GOSH, IS THAT A NEW ARRIVAL?!”
At this point, the shop windows know me personally. 🤣🫣📖
Book lovers don’t window-shop. We conduct surveillance. 😂📚