Mr. No Jokes - Pty Ltd

Mr. No Jokes - Pty Ltd With inflation rising to 4,7%, we strive to bring discounted goods to the forefront of our community

🎬 THE JOURNEY OF MR NO JOKES | PART 1Every great story has a beginning, and ours is no different! ❤️From humble beginnin...
02/10/2026

🎬 THE JOURNEY OF MR NO JOKES | PART 1

Every great story has a beginning, and ours is no different! ❤️

From humble beginnings to the journey we continue to build today, every step has played a part in shaping Mr No Jokes into what it is.

Join us as we take a trip down memory lane, revisit our roots and share the story behind the brand you know today.

This is only the beginning. Stay tuned for Part 2! 👀

02/10/2026

Noodles Galore 🍜

✨ STAFF PICK THURSDAY! ✨This week, Bilqees is sharing one of her favourites! 💙❤️🥣 Happy Valley Chocolate Rice Puffs 350g...
01/10/2026

✨ STAFF PICK THURSDAY! ✨

This week, Bilqees is sharing one of her favourites! 💙❤️

🥣 Happy Valley Chocolate Rice Puffs 350g
🍫 Crunchy, chocolatey & perfect for the whole family!
💰 ONLY R33.90!

If Bilqees says it’s a favourite… you know you need to try it! 😍🙌

🛒 Available while stocks last.

🎒✨ *School holidays just got more affordable and enjoyable with Mr No Jokes!*🛒😁Keep the kids happy and your pockets full...
28/09/2026

🎒✨ *School holidays just got more affordable and enjoyable with Mr No Jokes!*🛒😁

Keep the kids happy and your pockets full with our incredible specials! From tasty snacks to everyday essentials, we’ve got everything you need to make these school holidays extra special without breaking the bank. 😍🔥

More fun, more savings, more reasons to shop at Mr No Jokes! ❤️💙
📆 *27th September - 11th October*

📍 *Visit your nearest Mr No Jokes store* ☺️

24/09/2026

*GAVISON* 👤

Liquid Sachets🔥
10ml

3 for R9.90
R3.90 each
R34.90 - a box [12]

24/09/2026

🌍❤️ Heritage is what connects us — our stories, our cultures, our traditions, and the values we carry from one generation to the next.

At Mr No Jokes, we celebrate the diversity that makes our team and community so special. 🫶🏽✨

Happy Heritage Day from the Mr No Jokes family! 🇿🇦❤️💙

What does Heritage mean to you?

🇿🇦 HERITAGE SPECIALS ARE HERE! 🇿🇦🔥We’re celebrating South African heritage the Mr No Jokes way… with BIG SAVINGS! 🛒💥🇿🇦He...
22/09/2026

🇿🇦 HERITAGE SPECIALS ARE HERE! 🇿🇦🔥

We’re celebrating South African heritage the Mr No Jokes way… with BIG SAVINGS! 🛒💥

🇿🇦Heritage Specials | While Stocks Last

📍 Available at Ottery | Paarl | Montague Gardens | Stikland

21/09/2026

*SCORE Energy Drinks* at just R5 EACH! 😍🥤

🌺 Aloha
🍬 W**e Gums
🌴 Summer Vibes
🍋 Dry Lemon
🍨 Neapolitan Ice Cream
🍈 Guarana

*R5 EACH!* 😱🔥

📍Available at all Mr No Jokes branches 🙂

21/09/2026

*DRAGON* 🐉

•Mega Mocha
•Espresso
500ml⚡️

*R29.90 - 6 Pack*
*R114,90 - A case (4x6 Pack)*🔥

21/09/2026

*PEPSI* ✨

Soft drink
750ml

*R9.90 EACH*
*R109.90 - 12 PACK* 🔥

Address

14 Cecil Morgan Street
Stikland

Opening Hours

Monday 08:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 08:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 08:00 - 17:00
Thursday 08:00 - 17:00
Friday 08:00 - 12:30
14:00 - 17:00
Saturday 08:00 - 14:30
Sunday 08:00 - 13:00

Telephone

+27615380233

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