24/10/2026
🚴♂️ THE MOMENT MAURICE DECIDED HE'D HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THE MEDIA.
For someone who can talk about insulation, draught proofing and energy efficiency until the cows come home, Maurice Beinat was remarkably reluctant to say a few words to the camera during his 220 km Around the Bay ride last Sunday.
Apparently, after cycling an outrageous number of kilometres, he felt that breathing was a more productive use of his remaining energy than entertaining his adoring public.
Frankly, the lack of cooperation from the talent was disgraceful. 😂
We haven't shared this video until now because, following his spectacular departure from the bicycle at 35 km/h, we were genuinely concerned about his injuries.
I'm very relieved to report that he's going to be fine. He's sporting bruises in colours I didn't know the human body could manufacture, and in places that really shouldn't be discussed on Facebook. They'll fade eventually, although I suspect he'll be dining out on the story considerably longer.
And despite that tumble, he got back on his bike, finished the ride and somehow clocked up 258 personal bests on Strava!
I don't know whether to admire him, hug him or confiscate his bicycle - probably all three.
And this really, truly IS our last post about Around the Bay. You've been wonderfully generous with your donations, concern, encouragement and good wishes, and we're enormously grateful.
If you've been meaning to contribute to Maurice's fundraising for Diabetes Victoria, this is your final nudge. Even a few dollars would be a lovely way to recognise one very determined (if slightly battered) cyclist and support a cause close to our hearts.
💙 Donate here:
https://aroundthebay26.grassrootz.com/diabetes-victoria/maurice-beinat
Now, please enjoy this rare footage of a man who has finally run out of words.
After more than 33 years of marriage, I can assure you this is quite an achievement. 😂❤️