04/01/2026
🤖 Big News! GotamAIgo is here! 🤖
Things have been really hard for small businesses this year. After much deliberation, we’ve decided to let go of our staff, and fully embrace AI! Turns out, AI doesn’t need coffee breaks or feelings. Why didn’t we consider this before? Goodbye, humans!
Starting immediately, our card designs will now be 100% AI generated. No more spending days hand-drawing ink lines, wordsmithing captions, or testing out watercolour effects! In fact, AI is so productive that we will be dropping 24 new designs per day for the next 6 months.
To oversee our new creative direction, our shop dog Frida has been upgraded to Frida-Bot3000, to make sure the machines stay in line. We figured since she spends most of her day napping on the studio couch, she clearly has the visionary perspective we’ve been missing.
With all that said, we need a new name! Say hello to GotamAIgo. It’s catchy, it’s digital, and it’s almost impossible to pronounce.
We’re absolutely buzzing about our new direction, and we hope you are too. Here’s to a new era of cheaper, low quality artwork made by robots! 🤖🤖🤖
