Remis Arcane Exchange

09/04/2026

It’s the calm before the storm!

Casual night tonight. Learn to play Magic League. For those that want to play a fun alt version of commander , we will be doing Heart of the Mountain.

Tomorrow 3pm is Commander prize pods.
Sunday , play some Riftbound.

Monday we are closed for the Holiday… but…
stay tuned as next week is a special week.

We will post details here…

See you soon!

09/02/2026

Remis Magic League is tomorrow!

We have new deluxe exhibition decks ready if you want to join!

More surprises coming for league… stay tuned!

The world continues to grow.Make your kingdom and conquer the realm!

See you soon!

08/31/2026

One Piece OP-17 kickoff event tonight!

$35 entry. This is the last event before we kick off the new league season.

See you soon!

08/29/2026

Commander today at 3pm!

Free prize pods. Get points for the Commander Cup! We will have a tournament soon for the larger kingdoms!

See you soon!

08/28/2026

Full house but plenty of fun to be had all night long!

Learn to play Magic!
Experience the thrill of horse racing!
Get your fortune read!
Solve a mystery!
Enjoy elegant snacks!

Have fun! See you soon!

08/28/2026

Big weekend starts tonight!

Ladies Night themed open house @ Remis

Tea party with Crit & Crumble.

Tarot readings, gossip board, and romance book club.

Learn Magic: The Gathering and other card games.

Enola Holmes-inspired D&D one-shot.

Ready Set Bet, prizes, prestige points, and plenty of fun!

If you ever wondered what goes on in the arcane exchange come hang out, fill your dance card, and join the gathering!

It's free and fun can be found for all!

See you soon!

08/27/2026

🍪 SIDE QUEST: JOIN THE CRIT & CRUMBLE CREW! 🎲

Our friends at Crit & Crumble are hiring! 🧁🍕🍪

If you’re dependable, friendly, ready to learn, and don’t mind battling the occasional lunch-rush boss, they want to hear from you!

No +5 Baking Gloves required. 😉

🎲 Roll for employment!

🎲 NOW HIRING: CAFÉ TEAM MEMBER! 🍪🍕

Your next quest has appeared… and yes, there are snacks involved. 👀

Crit & Crumble is looking for another brave adventurer to join our party!

Your quest objectives may include:
🔥 Wielding the mighty flat-top grill
🍕 Crafting pizzas worthy of a +5 Deliciousness bonus
🧁 Baking sweets that restore HP
🔪 Prepping ingredients for the next encounter
💰 Operating the register without rolling a Nat 1
🧹 Defeating the never-ending final boss known as Dishes
✨ And generally helping keep the café running like a well-organized adventuring party

Ideal character stats:
❤️ Friendly
⚡ Dependable
🧠 Willing to learn
🎯 Able to multitask
🤝 Team-player proficiency
🧼 Understands that cleaning is, unfortunately, part of the main quest and not optional DLC

Experience is great, but we’re also happy to train someone with the right attitude and willingness to learn.

Think you’ve got what it takes?

🎲 Roll for initiative and apply to join the Crit & Crumble crew!

Side effects may include smelling like cookies and developing strong opinions about pizza toppings. 🍪⚔️🍕

https://jobs.gusto.com/boards/remis-arcane-exchange-crit-crumble-d07ac2e4-c1b3-4f50-9173-d7d23b4b4e2f

08/26/2026

Expand the realm tonight!

Remis Magic League!

See you soon.

08/26/2026

When your café neighbor celebrates National Hot Dog Day without actually selling hot dogs… 😂🌭

Fortunately, Crit & Crumble has chosen the superior adventurer’s diet: hot sammies, pizza, gnocchi bowls, cupcakes, cookies, and other provisions for your quest. 🍕⚔️🎲

Finish your shopping, then wander next door and restore your HP. 👇

08/25/2026

📣 Crit & Crumble has a NEW page! 🧁🎲

Our café companions have officially moved to a new corner of the Facebook realm! If you want to keep up with all the sweet treats, hot eats, specials, and delicious shenanigans, make sure you head over and follow the new Crit & Crumble page!

👉 Give them a follow so you don’t miss your next tasty side quest! 🍪⚔️

🎲 HEY, LOOK! WE GOT A NEW FACEBOOK PAGE! 🎲

Apparently our latest side quest was “Create a New page.”

✨ Quest complete.
🏆 +100 XP
🍪 Reward: Absolutely no cookies, because Facebook is stingy like that.

If you like cupcakes, cookies, hot sammies, pizza, gnocchi bowls, nerdy nonsense, and occasionally watching us fail our charisma checks, you’re definitely in the right place.

⚔️ Help us rebuild the party!
👍 Like the new page
📲 Follow us
🧙 Invite your fellow adventurers
📣 Share this post so everyone knows where Crit & Crumble respawned!

Same Crit & Crumble. New page. Still rolling for deliciousness. 🎲🧁🍪