11/01/2026
THE NOVEMBER DOOK BOX HAS ARRIVED, AND I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT WOODLAND BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
This month's delivery is giving cozy forest retreat meets suspicious Thanksgiving activity.
Inside we have:
🍁 A super-soft, cozy blanket covered in woodland creatures. Perfect for snuggling while plotting world domination.
🦃 A plush turkey. I have not questioned its presence, but I am keeping an eye on it.
🍄 A plush mushroom. Clearly an important member of the woodland community.
🌰 A plush acorn. I shall be guarding this valuable forest treasure.
🍗 A bag of chicken treats. FINALLY, something in this box that makes complete sense. Send snacks immediately.
🥚 A crochet egg. No explanation necessary. I am a ferret. I collect things.
🍂 AND... a plush LEAF.
YES. A LEAF.
I would like to remind everyone that we are currently investigating an international foliage conspiracy involving suspicious leaves, questionable woodland activity, and a growing number of raccoons.
So naturally, I have been provided with a plush leaf.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
I shall be conducting a full investigation from beneath my new cozy blanket, with occasional breaks for chicken treats and aggressive dooking.
Until next month, stay suspicious, my friends.
Don Enzo Furetti
Capo di Tutti i Dooks
Chief Woodland Investigator
Director of Leaf-Related Intelligence
And apparently... the proud owner of one highly suspicious plush leaf.
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