NuttyMerch

We specialize in mugs, tees (and other things) featuring wry one-liners.

NuttyMerch is your go-to build-on-demand shop for the quietly clever, the sarcastically gifted, and anyone who believes the best punchlines are the ones that make you smirk.

09/03/2026

🚜 Working from the office today… you know the one.

If your office has four big tires, a roaring engine, and a view that no cubicle can beat — this tee was made for you.

Our "I'll Be In My Office" Tractor Tee is printed on premium soft-feel Mainstreet Denim palette shirts that go from the field to the feed store without missing a beat. Crisp graphic, comfy fit, and it says everything you need to say without saying a word. 😄

🌾 Perfect for: ✔️ Farmers & ranchers ✔️ Rural dads ✔️ Tractor lovers ✔️ Anyone whose commute involves a dirt road

Available in 6 colors — Black Heather, Heather Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Mauve & Soft Cream. Sizes S–2XL.

👇 Grab yours at NuttyMerch.com 🔗 🚜 Working from the office today… you know the one.

If your office has four big tires, a roaring engine, and a view that no cubicle can beat — this tee was made for you.

Our "I'll Be In My Office" Tractor Tee is printed on premium soft-feel Mainstreet Denim palette shirts that go from the field to the feed store without missing a beat. Crisp graphic, comfy fit, and it says everything you need to say without saying a word. 😄

🌾 Perfect for: ✔️ Farmers & ranchers ✔️ Rural dads ✔️ Tractor lovers ✔️ Anyone whose commute involves a dirt road

Available in 6 colors — Black Heather, Heather Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Mauve & Soft Cream. Sizes S–2XL.

👇 Grab yours at NuttyMerch.com

https://nuttymerch.com/products/i-ll-be-in-my-office-tractor-tee-mainstreet-denim-palette?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web 🔗 [link in bio / post link here]

TractorLife

08/27/2026

And just like that, our little guy is a Kindergarten student! 😭❤️ Legend was so excited to wear his custom "Pecanasaurus" tee for his big first day. So proud of how confident and ready he was to take on this new adventure. Have the best day, Legend! 🍎📚

https://nuttymerchandise.etsy.com/listing/4416369391

08/17/2026

"Same Pie, Grandma’s Changed" Funny Graphic Tee – Retro Pecan Pie Baking Shirt & Novelty Gift for Modern Grandmas for just $19.96.
Order here https://nuttymerch.com/products/nuttymerch-same-pie-grandma-s-changed-graphic-tee

08/17/2026

Recipe Download - Want to bake a pie that’s officially state-fair famous? 🥧✨

When I was judging the Texas State Fair, this pecan pie completely blew the judges away—and now you can bake the exact ribbon-winning recipe right in your own kitchen!

Whether you're gearing up for holiday baking or looking for the perfect, cozy gift to attach to a fresh-baked pie for a friend, neighbor, or host, this printable recipe card has you covered.

Download your instant PDF & PNG digital copy here and get baking! 👇

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4557066169/printable-texas-state-fair-winning-pecan or
https://nuttymerch.com/products/digital-product?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

08/10/2026

Same secret recipe. Whole new vibe. 🥧✨

Grandma’s legendary pecan pie hasn't changed a bit—that sweet, buttery perfection is untouchable! But let’s be real: today’s grandmas aren't just sitting in rocking chairs waiting on dough to rise. They’re running the show, staying cool, and serving up sweet treats with a whole lot of attitude.

https://nuttymerchandise.etsy.com/listing/4552137450

Upgrade grandma's baking wardrobe (or your own!) with our Funny Grandma Pecan Pie Graphic Tee.

Whether it's for Mother's Day, a birthday, a hilarious pregnancy reveal, or just showing off at the next family dinner, this tee delivers maximum comfort and maximum laughs.

👉 Grab yours here: Funny Grandma Pecan Pie Graphic Tee

08/02/2026

Pecan Pete literally just got loaded into an ambulance on a gurney… but guess what? He still made sure you got your slice! 🚑🥧
If you love bad food puns, dark humor, or just powering through life's chaotic moments with dessert in hand, this one's for you.

👉 Grab yours here: https://nuttymerch.com/products/yeah-but-did-you-pie-t-shirt-bandaged-pecan-pete-graphic-tee-ambulance-food-pun-shirt-funny-nuttymerch-gift?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

07/31/2026

Some kids show love with hugs… others wrap themselves up like a tiny Texas pecan in a polka-dot blanket!

Introducing our newest addition to the NuttyMerch family: the Little Nut, Big Heart onesie! 💖

Soft colors, sweet sparkles, and that classic Southern charm make this piece an instant favorite for parents, grandparents, and anyone who loves a little sweetness served with a side of dry humor. Perfect for your favorite little nut who's sure to grow up kind, goofy, and probably addicted to pecan pie. 🥧👶

Printed fresh and made with love—straight from our orchard to your home.

👇 Tap below to check out all the colors and pick your size! 👇
Https://nuttymerch.com/products/little-nut-big-heart-sweet-southern-kidswear-art-by-nuttymerch?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

Or print your own - This design available as a digital download -
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4545773935/little-nut-big-heart-png-cute-kids

07/28/2026

Dream Big, Little Nut – Bedtime Pajama Onesie (Bella+Canvas 100B)

Tuck your little dreamer in with a whole lotta comfort and a sprinkle of magic. This Bella+Canvas 100B onesie features our cozy bedtime Nut—snuggled up on a cloud, holding a happy little star, and reminding your kiddo to *Dream Big, Little Nut*. It’s soft, sweet, and full of that warm Southern charm NuttyMerch is known for,,,,

https://nuttymerch.com/products/dream-big-little-nut-bedtime-pajama-onesie-bella-canvas-100b?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

Or print your own - Available as a Digital Download
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4545146325/dream-big-little-nut-png-cute-bedtime

07/25/2026

Bring a little Southern charm and playful energy to your everyday style with our Peace Love Pecan Graphic Tee ✌️❤️🏼

Printed on ultra-soft Bella + Canvas cotton in our favorite Mainstreet Denim shades, it’s lightweight, super comfortable, and pairs perfectly with your go-to jeans.

Tap the link below to snag yours! 👇
https://nuttymerch.com/products/peace-love-pecan-graphic-t-shirt-premium-bella-canvas-3001-soft-cotton-mainstreet-denim-colors?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

07/24/2026

Pecan Peggy’s Daily Nudge: You Can Do Hard Things! 🌰✨
You can do hard things… even if you’re a little nutty! 😉✨

Meet Pecan Peggy—your new favorite cheerleader here to remind you that no matter what life throws your way, you've got this! Whether you're tackling Monday mornings, power-walking through study sessions, or just trying to adult, Peggy’s got your back with a healthy dose of humor and daily motivation.

Printed on super-soft, lightweight unisex tees that feel as good as a friendly pep talk.

🛒 Grab yours now at NuttyMerch and bring a little extra nuttiness to your wardrobe!

👇 Which color are you rocking first? Let us know in the comments!
https://nuttymerch.com/products/pecan-peggy-you-can-do-hard-things-t-shirt-funny-encouragement-graphic-tee-cute-pecan-pun-shirt-unisex-daily-motivation-top?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web

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1303 W FOSTER CROSSING Road
Anna, TX
754090025

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http://nuttymerchandise.etsy.com/, http://www.NuttyMerch.com/, http://www.FosterCrossingPecans.com/

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