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Cockadoodle Design Contemporary, chic, unique with a big dollop of cheek! Quirky award winning 3D handmade greetings cards & wedding stationery @ www.cockadoodledesign.co.uk

27/05/2026

GREETINGS (quite literally) FAE C**K HQ! 👋 

The potty mooth'd wee munchkin iz, in actual fact, still alehv! 😲 She's jist makin' her wye thru a moontain o' wedding chaos! 💒 🤗

So whilst she's in fu' oan bridal hyper focus mode, C**k thought she'd treat ye tae a wee quickie (oh aye, we LUVS oorsel a wee quickie at C**k HQ 🤭) cerd montage o' a few o' the C**k customs tae feast aw yer beady wee ehbawz ower in the meantime 👀 

Aw designed by stinkerchops hersel and made wi' gorgealicious 300gsm cotton cerd and embossed wi' dots by her aine fair wee haunds...or wi'oot if yer no so touchy feely! 👐

'That's DEFINITELY no you hen, ya grabby wee b😳stard!' 🤨

You ken whit tae dae....get DM'in iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests! 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...insta bombardment tae recommence shortly 😜

20/05/2026

FORK ME HARD BIG BOY! 🍆 

Cannae tak' these cake wh**es ONYwhar wi'oot 'em offerin' up a wee PIECE o' demsel's! 🤦🍰 

Naughty! 🤭

Oh y'd like a PIECE o' C**k, wid ye? 🤷  Well y've clearly got CRUMBbelieeeeeevable taste then, don't ya! 😜 You ken whit tae dae....get DM'in iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests! 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...WHISK taker extrordinare...FORK yeah baby! 😜

19/05/2026

POPPIN'!💥 

The cwaaaaayzeeeee chicas ha'e absolutely ootDONE demsel's this time! 🔥 

Cos the schnazzified, updated tae buggery 'SCOTTISH WEDDING UNCON SUPPLIER DIRECTORY LIST'...iz officially POPPIN'! 💥 

Top joab ya bonkers bints! 😜 

'So jist WHIT exactly iz this list yer ravin' aboot.... actually aw ABOOT hen?' 🤷

Glad ye asked! 🤭

Well, this list (o' complete and utter creative godliness eh micht add)...this list be whar ye can check oot C**k and aw her ither awesome AF ALTERNATIVE wedding supplier pals 💕💒... 

'HEYA!"👋 
..or ALTERNATIVELY you could jist NO check it oot...and risk ha'in a mediocre AF wedding... kiddin'! 🤭😜 

But seriously...CHECK IT OOT! 👀 

link doon there👇

https://www.wedding-unconvention.co.uk/supplier-directory

17/05/2026

BACK AFF PETE! 🦌🤨

Ya Grade A stalker! 

Twa hunner feet it says on that Restraining Order dude! 🦌 

'Aye, YOU'VE no exactly showed much restraint wi' the CHEEK, hen!' 🤨🫣

Apparently this Welsh deer stalker dude can tak' it...soon find oot, eh! 🤭😆

DM iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...DEERlightfully disrespectful cerds fir aw the creeps in YOUR life 😜

13/05/2026

A C**K SHORT 😭

C**k iz absolutely GUTTED she cannae festival it richt tae f🥰ck up wi' The Killie 'I Do Crew' this weekend

😭😭😭😭

'Aw hen!'

But wiz ower the f🥳cking MOON tae still be involved wi' the super smashbawz bridal goody bags...nae chocolate willys this time, but wha' needs dem ONYWYZ when ye can ha'e C**k hingin' roond yer neck aw day! 🤭😜

BRING OAN THE FESTIVAL! 💒🥳

'C**k, mind yer no gaun hen!' 🤦

Oh aye....BAAAAAH! 😭😭😭

Hope yous aw ha'e and absolute BALL....but dinnae ha'e TOO much fun wi'oot iz! 😜

💒 Wedfest Wedding Festival
📅 Sunday 17th May 2026
⌚ 1130hrs - 1430hrs
📍 Harelaw Farm Weddings
Glasgow Road
Kilmarnock
KA3 6ES

09/05/2026

OCTO-PUSS! 🐙 😺🎂

C**k's only gone n gotten hersel invited tae the perty o' the year...Flora's 8th PURRthday 'Kit-tea Perty'! 🥳

Burfday cerd ✅
Burfday pressies ✅
Ears ✅
Kitten catcher ✅

'There's no ACTUAL kittens there hen!' 🤦

DM iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests 😍

C**kadoodle Design...PAWsitively STRUGGLED tae refrain fae using ony naughty p***y references...😬

SEE! We've got SOME morals here at C**k HQ ye ken! 🤭😜

07/05/2026

FEHV BIG D'S LATER...

'Took yer time doll!' 😜

Cannae rush perfection ye ken 🤭

Iz this timing or WHIT tho?! ⏰

C**k n The Shivvster met a whole fehv ago...and here's C**k knockin' oot her final 'Jist Dandy' invitations jist twa days efter The Spring 2026 Big D! 👌

Textures a'OWER! 💕

Touchy feely laid cerd GORGEOUSness, wi' hand embossed dandelions (that wiznae half a bleedin' mission btw! 😆)

Aw gid tae gaun fir her October wedding... beeeeeeautiful!💒

And this amazebawz wee C**k/client collab widnae ha'e even been a THING...EEKS! 😲...had it no been fir the epic Engaging Weddings and their smashbawz shows...so a mahusive phwanks tae YOU guys fir providing the platform tae be gettin' C**k's wee potty mooth...and name 😝...oot there! 🫶

C**kadoodle Design...gushin' RICHT awa' tae f🤗ck! 💕🥰

04/05/2026

OH MEH GOAD! 🥰

Dundee...you really dae absolutely f🥰cking ROCK! 💕🤘

Whit an utterly AMAZEBAWZ day! C**k wiz overwhelmed wi' the turnoot at The Big Dundee Wedding Exhibition ! 💒

The Dundee 'Eh Do Crew' were nearly iz excited iz C**K wiz tae be pert o' The Big D in The Big B! 🥳

Yous aw absolutely MADE the day...AND pare wee C**k gaun hoarse wi' aw yer yakkin'! 🤐🤣

And tae the Crew...you flippin' well NAILED it again! 🔨💕

YOUS were totes amazebawzingly exceptional, BONAR wiz totes amazebawzingly exceptional...and yer handpicked bunch o' EXHIBITOR NEEBS were ALSO totes amazebawzingly exceptional! 🥰

'Aye, exceptionally bloody ROWDY!' 🤭

Phwanks a'body and their mither fir a proper crackin' af day! 💥

C**kadoodle Design... pure dead feelin' the love! 🫶🥰

03/05/2026

TICK TICK BOOM! ⏰💥

We're officially ready fir some Dunders 'Eh Do Crew' action at The Big Dundee Wedding Exhibition ! 🥳💒

C**k micht only be wee, but y'll certainly no miss her! 👀 Jist look fir the shiny big disco baw 🪩...then doon! 👇

Richt in front o' the catwalk...EPIC! 💕 Bring oan the mid show perv up the kilts! 🤭

Phwanks fir the absolutely amazeBAWZ stand position! 👀🪩🍆😜💕

C**kadoodle Design...ready aaaaand frickin' well waiting! So pop ower n ha'e an absolute BAW wi' iz aw! 💕

💒 The Big Dundee Wedding Exhibition
📅 3rd May 2026
⌚ 1130am - 4pm
📍 Bonar Hall
Park Place
Dundee
DD1 4HN

03/05/2026

STYLE CHECK! 👕👖

'Style? There's no much style gaun oan THERE hen!' 🤭

Styled RICHT up tae f😶ck...🤨... and ready tae mak' the MONSTER journey fehv whole minutes doon the road taeThe Big Dundee Wedding Exhibition ! 💒

Byeeee C**k HQ! 👋

C**kadoodle Design...'mon The Dee! Let's be f💕cking 'avin ya! 😜

💒 The Big Dundee Wedding Exhibition
📅 3rd May 2026
⌚ 1130am - 4pm
📍 Bonar Hall
Park Place
Dundee
DD1 4HN

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