Cockadoodle Design

Cockadoodle Design Contemporary, chic, unique with a big dollop of cheek! Quirky award winning 3D handmade greetings cards & wedding stationery @ www.cockadoodledesign.co.uk

18/06/2026

HELL YEAH! πŸ₯³

Whaddya get when ye combine a wee C**k, an Aberdonian and a wee peg sesh...

'Whar's this gaun hen?!' 🀨

Wedding BLUEtopia o' coorse! 😜

Aqua invites topped aff wi' super cute heart pegs, a sexy vellum overlay...and a f😳ck load o' bows and diamantes! Phew...mission complete! 🫑

The peggin' action in Abz is gonnae be aff the scale this week! 🀭

C**kadoodle Design... BLUEming well luvs her peggin' joab! πŸ’•πŸ’’

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15/06/2026

HOT AFF THE C**K HQ PRESS! πŸ“°πŸ—žοΈπŸ”₯

'The Carruthers Chronicle - Spoons Edition' πŸ’’Β 

Aine personalised tae f😍ck 'Wetherspoons Menu' themed wedding newspaper request...complete!

READ AW ABOOT IT! READ AW ABOOT IT! πŸ”ŠΒ 

'Aye, TWICE right enuff...eh hen...' 🀨

Cos wi' aw the Scotland excitement...MON SCOTLAND! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώβš½πŸ’•...C**k, the wee fud, printed 50 o' Mister n Missus Carruthers tae be's newspapers...AW on the wrang settings...doh!

Ya spoon!🀦

Fitbaw excitement settled tae an acceptable level, print attempt numero twa performed oan hyper focus mode wi' brain actually activated this time...πŸ§ πŸ™ˆ...and printed tae absolute perfection! SUCCESS! πŸ‘ Iz Scots are absolutely feckin' KILLIN' it this week! 😜

So whit ye waitin' fir?! If ye want yer wedding stationery tae absolutely f🀘cking rock, dip intae C**k's DMs and let's stir yer wedding RICHT up! πŸ’’Β 

C**kadoodle Design...a SPOONbelievably evil lil genius...wi' absolutely nae forks given! 🀭😜  

31/05/2026

STEAM MONKEY! πŸ’Β 

C**k's had an absolutely THRILLIFYING time muckin' aboot wi' these quirky wee 'Wicked' inspired mocks!

Steampunk take on an old classic...Β 

'Whit, you hen?!' 🀭

The Wizard o' Oz ya cheeky b🀨stard! 😀

Incorporating classy Art Deco fancy bitties tae gi'e a bit o' auld Hollywood glam bam thank you mam, contrasting wi' some vintage feel fonts and subtle 'Wicked' wordypop references...truly and utterly FONTastical! 😜

The whimsical vibes be a vibin'! πŸ«ΆπŸ’•

And god DAMN, we luv a gid vibe at C**k HQ! 🀭

C**kadoodle...WICKED as f😈ck designs fir WICKED as f😈ck weddings! 😜

27/05/2026

GREETINGS (quite literally) FAE C**K HQ! πŸ‘‹Β 

The potty mooth'd wee munchkin iz, in actual fact, still alehv! 😲 She's jist makin' her wye thru a moontain o' wedding chaos! πŸ’’ πŸ€—

So whilst she's in fu' oan bridal hyper focus mode, C**k thought she'd treat ye tae a wee quickie (oh aye, we LUVS oorsel a wee quickie at C**k HQ 🀭) cerd montage o' a few o' the C**k customs tae feast aw yer beady wee ehbawz ower in the meantime πŸ‘€Β 

Aw designed by stinkerchops hersel and made wi' gorgealicious 300gsm cotton cerd and embossed wi' dots by her aine fair wee haunds...or wi'oot if yer no so touchy feely! πŸ‘

'That's DEFINITELY no you hen, ya grabby wee b😳stard!' 🀨

You ken whit tae dae....get DM'in iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests! 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...insta bombardment tae recommence shortly 😜

20/05/2026

FORK ME HARD BIG BOY! πŸ†Β 

Cannae tak' these cake wh**es ONYwhar wi'oot 'em offerin' up a wee PIECE o' demsel's! 🀦🍰 

Naughty! 🀭

Oh y'd like a PIECE o' C**k, wid ye? 🀷  Well y've clearly got CRUMBbelieeeeeevable taste then, don't ya! 😜 You ken whit tae dae....get DM'in iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests! 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...WHISK taker extrordinare...FORK yeah baby! 😜

19/05/2026

POPPIN'!πŸ’₯Β 

The cwaaaaayzeeeee chicas ha'e absolutely ootDONE demsel's this time! πŸ”₯Β 

Cos the schnazzified, updated tae buggery 'SCOTTISH WEDDING UNCON SUPPLIER DIRECTORY LIST'...iz officially POPPIN'! πŸ’₯Β 

Top joab ya bonkers bints! 😜 

'So jist WHIT exactly iz this list yer ravin' aboot.... actually aw ABOOT hen?' 🀷

Glad ye asked! 🀭

Well, this list (o' complete and utter creative godliness eh micht add)...this list be whar ye can check oot C**k and aw her ither awesome AF ALTERNATIVE wedding supplier pals πŸ’•πŸ’’...Β 

'HEYA!"πŸ‘‹Β 
..or ALTERNATIVELY you could jist NO check it oot...and risk ha'in a mediocre AF wedding... kiddin'! 🀭😜 

But seriously...CHECK IT OOT! πŸ‘€Β 

link doon thereπŸ‘‡

https://www.wedding-unconvention.co.uk/supplier-directory

17/05/2026

BACK AFF PETE! 🦌🀨

Ya Grade A stalker!Β 

Twa hunner feet it says on that Restraining Order dude! 🦌 

'Aye, YOU'VE no exactly showed much restraint wi' the CHEEK, hen!' 🀨🫣

Apparently this Welsh deer stalker dude can tak' it...soon find oot, eh! πŸ€­πŸ˜†

DM iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...DEERlightfully disrespectful cerds fir aw the creeps in YOUR life 😜

13/05/2026

A C**K SHORT 😭

C**k iz absolutely GUTTED she cannae festival it richt tae fπŸ₯°ck up wi' The Killie 'I Do Crew' this weekend

😭😭😭😭

'Aw hen!'

But wiz ower the fπŸ₯³cking MOON tae still be involved wi' the super smashbawz bridal goody bags...nae chocolate willys this time, but wha' needs dem ONYWYZ when ye can ha'e C**k hingin' roond yer neck aw day! 🀭😜

BRING OAN THE FESTIVAL! πŸ’’πŸ₯³

'C**k, mind yer no gaun hen!' 🀦

Oh aye....BAAAAAH! 😭😭😭

Hope yous aw ha'e and absolute BALL....but dinnae ha'e TOO much fun wi'oot iz! 😜

πŸ’’ Wedfest Wedding Festival
πŸ“… Sunday 17th May 2026
⌚ 1130hrs - 1430hrs
πŸ“ Harelaw Farm Weddings
Glasgow Road
Kilmarnock
KA3 6ES

09/05/2026

OCTO-PUSS! πŸ™ πŸ˜ΊπŸŽ‚

C**k's only gone n gotten hersel invited tae the perty o' the year...Flora's 8th PURRthday 'Kit-tea Perty'! πŸ₯³

Burfday cerd βœ…
Burfday pressies βœ…
Ears βœ…
Kitten catcher βœ…

'There's no ACTUAL kittens there hen!' 🀦

DM iz fir mare info, personalisation and special commission requests 😍

C**kadoodle Design...PAWsitively STRUGGLED tae refrain fae using ony naughty p***y references...😬

SEE! We've got SOME morals here at C**k HQ ye ken! 🀭😜

07/05/2026

FEHV BIG D'S LATER...

'Took yer time doll!' 😜

Cannae rush perfection ye ken 🀭

Iz this timing or WHIT tho?! ⏰

C**k n The Shivvster met a whole fehv ago...and here's C**k knockin' oot her final 'Jist Dandy' invitations jist twa days efter The Spring 2026 Big D! πŸ‘Œ

Textures a'OWER! πŸ’•

Touchy feely laid cerd GORGEOUSness, wi' hand embossed dandelions (that wiznae half a bleedin' mission btw! πŸ˜†)

Aw gid tae gaun fir her October wedding... beeeeeeautiful!πŸ’’

And this amazebawz wee C**k/client collab widnae ha'e even been a THING...EEKS! 😲...had it no been fir the epic Engaging Weddings and their smashbawz shows...so a mahusive phwanks tae YOU guys fir providing the platform tae be gettin' C**k's wee potty mooth...and name 😝...oot there! 🫢

C**kadoodle Design...gushin' RICHT awa' tae fπŸ€—ck! πŸ’•πŸ₯°

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