Cockadoodle Design

Cockadoodle Design Contemporary, chic, unique with a big dollop of cheek! Quirky award winning 3D handmade greetings cards & wedding stationery @ www.c**kadoodledesign.co.uk

05/09/2026

JUNK IN THE TRUNK! 😳

C**k, contrary tae popular belief, actually DISNAE like rummagin' aroond in yer junk! 

'Absolute PORKIES hen!' 🤥🤥🩲🔥 

Well, no o' the EMAIL kind onywyz! 🤭

That's aw o' the   Barrowlands gleefully gushing 'I Do Crew' officially spammed tae f**k...

Jist kiddin'! That's you aw respectfully as f**k emailed tae say HEWWWWOOO 👋😜

So if y've no heard fae C**k aboot yer smashbawz weddings tae be, check yer junk cos C**k is guaranteed tae be in it! 💌🙈

C**kadoodle Design... guaranteed tae mak' yer junk in the trunk gush wi' excitement wi' her bespoke tae buggery stationery! 💒😉


04/09/2026

HAPPILY EVER ANARCHY! 🖕😳

Jist you caw canny hen! 🤨

Y've caused ENUFF chaos past week between forcing willys on pare unsuspecting punters at and stressin' oot pare wi' yer last minute requests! 🙈

Mahusivest o' phwanks tae the legendary Circle fir their handy work...handsy as F**K these lot! 👐🤭

Pure smashed it oot the baw park again fir C**k so she could get her 'Happily Ever Anarchy Perty' welcome sign tae the Barrowlands Bawroom last week...yoooooooou guuuuyuuys! 🤗🥰

C**kadoodle Design...whar chaos and creativity rule! 😜

31/08/2026

THE TURBANATOR! 👳

Widnae mess wi' this auld goat likes...micht be turbanally auld, but he's still the greatest o' aw time....at scowling tae f**k!🐐😬

You ken whit tae dae if ya wanna TURBAN up the cheek....get DM'in iz EL PRONTO PANTS! 😍 

C**kadoodle Design...Sikh as f**k cerds fir the turbanally insane! 🤭😜

30/08/2026

BARRAS DEBRIEF....ya debriefed yersel hen?! 🩲😳

'Nae other option seein' as meh panties were in such a f**king twist wi' Uncon excitement....panties BE GONE!' 🤭😜

Oh meh GOAD! Whit a nicht Thursday nicht wiz! The Barras wiz oan absolute FIRE! 🔥

ye oot flippin' done yersels wi' the venue THIS time, didn't ya! 💒 Whit a place tae exhibit! ❤️‍🔥 

C**k's LAST Barras experiences involved gettin' booted in the puss by her crowd surfin' pal at The Prodigy when she wiz a teenager and then gettin' hauled oot o' the crowd by security at Sepultura efter gettin' squeeshed by a load o' big hairy a'bodys, hunners o' years ago 🙈🤣

This, thank you Uncon Gang, wiz a WYE mare civilised affair! 🫡

Well it wiz 'til the Glesgae 'Awa Tae Get Merried Mob' discovered the chocolate c**k onywyz...like a bunch o' wild c**k grabbin' ANIMALS you lot! 🤭😜

Big phwanks tae absolutely A'BODY that popped along tae see C**k and aw her exhibitor pals! And my f**king GOAD there wiz a f**k load o' ya wiz there no! 🤣 

Wowee! C**k wiz blown the actual f**k awa'! 

It wiz that heavin' pare wee C**k's brain disengaged and she wiz babblin' utter nonsense efter twa hoors, then twa point fehv hoors in...and she legit lost the power o' speech and wiz rendered mute...absolutely SPEECHLESS! 🙈🤣 But it wiz absolutely worth it and totes AMAZEBAWZ meeting you aw! 🫶💕 

Big up tae aw the exhibitor pals, baith new and auld (no sayin' yer auld n wrinkly!...you KEN whit C**k means!🤭) AND The Barras staff n'aw fir the epic bants...you guys are aw f**king AWESOME...like a whole 'nither LEVEL awesome! 🔥 

And Uncon Hayley...well didn't you jist bring the promised muscle RICHT oot the bag! 💪 Special phwanks tae RBT Removals fir helpin' lug aw C**k's s**t up three flights o' stairs, then back doon again fir a midnight game o' Tetris....trying tae fit aw the gear BACK intae the Peugeot 107 that be the C**k Mobile! 🚗🤣

C**kadoodle Design...still absolutely BUZZIN' aboot Uncon....and absolutely cannae WAIT tae get her grubby lil mitts a'ower yer weddings! 👐💒💕

**kweddingstationeryfor

27/08/2026

Toot toot beepies! Aff we f**king go! 🚗 🥳

See ya soonies  

💒 The Scottish Wedding Unconvention
📅 Thursday 27th August 2026
⌚ 1800hrs - 2200hrs
📍 Barrowlands Ballroom 
      244 Gallowgate
      Glasgow
      G4 0TT

**kweddingstationeryforcoolasf**kpeople

26/08/2026

PRONTO SQUINT! 🖨️

Oh aye, we dae love oorsels a lil chaos at C**k HQ...and this week hiz absof😳ckingloutely NO let iz doon! 🙈🤣 

The chocolate dicks micht be pink 🍆🩷...but the air wiz maist definitely BLUE efter C**k's printer wiz a proper prick! 🤬🙈🤣 Wee wanker! 

Efter a legit aw nighter tearing apart said prick, we're in business again...Super C**k tae the rescue! 🙈🤣 

'Go C**k, ya wee techy wizard ya!' 🤭

Scottish Wedding Uncon VIP goody bag brochures saved...phewee!! 🤣

We're a little short on C**k's actual stand brochures seein' as we've noo officially ran oot o' time....but quite frankly....so f**k! 🤣🤣🤣

💒 The Scottish Wedding Unconvention
📅 Thursday 27th August 2026
⌚ 1800hrs - 2200hrs
📍 Barrowlands Ballroom 
      244 Gallowgate
      Glasgow
      G4 0TT     

      
**kweddingstationeryforcoolasf**kpeople

05/08/2026

DELECTABLE DICK! 😋 

Wedding Exhibition Season iz awa' tae kick RICHT aff again! 💒 

Which means that C**k is awa' tae be fiddlin' wi' hunners o' delicious wee bawz, immersed up tae her wee brass NECK in dick fir the foreseeable...
..cos The C**k HQ 'COCKolate Factory'...IZ OFFICIALLY OPEN FIR BUSINESS! 🍆🥳 

If ye cannae wait fir aw the exhibition chaos afore ha'in a wee gander, check oot these twa smashin' supplier directories:

THE SCOTTISH WEDDING UNCONVENTION:


https://www.wedding-unconvention.co.uk/supplier-directory

aaaaaaaaaaand.....

MARRIED IN SCOTLAND:


https://marriedinscotland.com/directory-supplier/

C**kadoodle Design...probably awa' tae be at LEAST twa stone heavier next time ye see iz wi' aw the upcomin' dick consumption! 😋🐷 

Gotta taste test ye ken! 😜

**kweddingstationeryforcoolasf**kpeople

04/08/2026

BUTTER WIDNAE MELT! 🫠 

Say happy burfday tae the sassiest lil lady in toon...cos this dotty wee burd is awa' tae be 9! 🎈🎂 

Happy burfday Dot Meister! 🫶💕

Cannae find the perfect cerd that's jist SPOT the frick oan? 🐞🤷

 ...cease BUGgin' oot el pronto and get creepin' n crawlin' RICHT intae C**k's DMs! 🐛🐜🦗🪲

Ewks! 😳

C**kadoodle Design...quite partial tae a wee creep! 🤭 

03/08/2026

GIRLS ON TOUR! 🫶💕

Oh yes indeey! 

The C**k Mobile's been pit thru it's paces again wi' anither wee Dumfries and Galloway jaunt 🚗 fir some mare AULD DEER time afore Wedding Exhibition time kicks RICHT the f😍ck aff again! 🦌💒

(no as much as C**k's patience and bladder wiz tho when it took FEHV N A HALF HOORS tae dae a three n a half hoor journey...which isnae fun when y've tanned a whole can o' Monster!🤦😂) 

'Aye, the regret wiz real! Eh hen!' 🤭

28/07/2026

FUNdustrial as f🚧ck!

Industrial vibes wi' a lil Shinty flung in fir gid measure...cos that's hoo we roll at C**k HQ ye ken!

'Naw C**k! It's hoo this perfect MATCH met ya fud!' 🫶💕 

These twa were absof😍ckingloutely LOVE STRUCK at first sight...hopefully no by the flippin' Caman! 🏑😬 Ouch! 🤕 

Ye want fun? ✅ Ye want yella? ✅ Ye want black? ✅ Yer a festival fruitter? ✅ Aaaaaaand ye want a shinty inspired touch n'aw wi' a Highland Coo fir yer auld team logo and a Stag fir the Shinty Association logo? ✅ 

Awrightiho...here we bloody go! 😜

This wedding is awa' tae be fun wi' a capital F! 🥳So C**k's double dunted the date on background too...jist tae mak' DOUBLY sure the guests dinnae miss the perty! 🤭

'C**k, yer awfi bloody clever are ye no hen!' 🤨

Whit can eh say?! 🤷😜

If 🫵 want some memorable, custom tae f😍ck stationery tae set YOUR wedding apert fae the masses...ye ken whit tae dae! Get slippin' n slidin' intae C**k's DM's and let her get her thinkin' cap squeeshed RICHT ontae that big noggin'! 🧠🧢 

C**kadoodle Design...cos wha wants boring auld wedding stationery, huh? 🤷 Certainly no you onywyz, eh no! 😜💕🫶

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