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Hand-crafted loose leaf tea blends for the pun-loving fans of horror movies and metal/rock music! BrutaliTeas! Shop online anytime at: www.brutaliteas.com!

What do you get when you put together a love of horror movies, music, tea, and puns? We're big fans of horror movies, metal, rock, and alternative music. We also enjoy a good cuppa tea and having some "pun" during our tea time! BrutaliTeas was created to bring you unique and quality loose leaf tea blends inspired by various horror movies, as well as metal, rock, and alternative bands that we love.

10/25/2026

Hey WITCHES! 💚🧙💜 Don’t forget to grab some Witch’s BRUhaha while it’s still here! Once it’s gone, it won’t be conjured back up until next spooky season!

✨ Click on the “Limited Time Offers” link in bio, or find at BrutaliTeas.com/limited-time-offers ✨

🎨 by Scott Straka

10/14/2026

Only a few more days left to get your pre-order in for a limited-edition “My Home Sweet HomiCIDER” signed tin by Wednesday 13! 🎃

This pumpkin apple c***r black tea is an online exclusive being offered throughout the duration of the Shocktober Blood Tour. 🩸💀🩸

Unsigned tins and packages are also available for purchase! Get one while it’s still here!

🎃 Find at BrutaliTeas.com/limited-time-offers, or click on the “Limited Time Offers” link in bio! 🎃

10/03/2026

Support Your Local GHOUL Scout Troop, Troop 13! 💀

So you already know about our limited-edition “Home Sweet HomiCIDER” tea we made exclusively for Wednesday 13 that’s only available online for the duration of the Shocktober Blood Tour.

Well what you DIDN’T know until now, is that we also made a TOUR EXCLUSIVE COFFEE for Wed 13’s Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, that you will ONLY find at a Wed 13 show on this tour!

Inspired by “I Was a Teenage Ghoul Scout”, you can find our “(Toe)Tag Alongs” chocolate peanut butter ghoul scout kookie coffee at a Wed 13 show near you! There was a very limited run made of these, so don’t miss out! Shoutout to Jonny Bush for the FDQ illustration used to create the label artwork!

10/01/2026

🎃October 1st!🎃

We may keep it spooky all year round, but we definitely go a little mad sometimes when the OFFICIAL spooky season hits! Who’s with us…and what spooky BrutaliTeas tea is in your cup today?? 💀🫖💀

09/28/2026

They’re hereeee!👻

Fall limited-edition teas are finally back again!

🧙‍♀️Witch’s BRUhaha- Mocha Pumpkin Chai Black Tea (w/ coffee beans)

🎃PumpkinBREAD - Spiced Pumpkin Bread Herbal Tea

💀STEEPing Death - Caramel Sour Apple Black Tea

Find them at brutaliteas.com/limited-time-offers, or click on the link in bio!

🎨Witches BRUhaha and PumpkinBREAD artwork by our good friend Scott Straka

09/24/2026

🎃”Home Sweet HomiCIDER” made exclusively for Wednesday 13 is now available!🎃

This is a limited-edition tea that will ONLY be available for purchase online throughout the Shocktober Blood Tour!

EXTREMELY limited quantity of pre-orders are available for tins signed by Wednesday!

Find at brutaliteas.com/limited-time-offers, or click on the “Limited-Time Offers” link in bio! 👻

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09/22/2026

🎃This Wednesday 9/23 at 8PM ET! 🎃

“My Home Sweet HomiCIDER”, a pumpkin apple c***r black tea made exclusively for Wednesday 13 will hit our site! This tea will only be available ONLINE, and only for the duration of the Shocktober Blood Tour!

Pre-orders for SIGNED collectible tins by the Duke of Spook will also be available for purchase this date/time. There will only be 31 pre-orders for signed tins! Don’t wait on ordering one for yourself, when they go UNALIVE on our site. 💀 Once the pre-orders are sold out, we’ll be closing the casket and saying good bye to them forever! ⚰️

Oh yeah, and by the way, we’re just getting started. We have ONE more TOUR exclusive item announcement to make for Wednesday 13.....???? 🤔

09/05/2026

Alright all of you ghouls and goblins out there! We have a couple of fun things in store for you for late September, both of which are firsts! 🙌🏻

We won’t share all of the FULL details yet, but we will leave you with this for now! 👻🎃🧟‍♀️

📺 Stay tuned! 📺

08/29/2026

Our limited-edition “Witch’s BRUhaha”, returns in mid-September! 🎃🎃🎃

This one is a mocha pumpkin chai black tea and coffee hybrid blend, featuring a fun illustration by our friend Scott Straka on our label artwork!

This is one of THREE limited-edition teas returning for the upcoming spooky season! 👻

08/17/2026

Thanks to all that stopped by the BrutaliTeas table this weekend at Monster Mania! Great seeing familiar faces AND lots of new faces, too! 🖤Cant wait to see you all again next time around! 👻🎃👻

Address

2349 MARLTON PIKE W
Cream Ridge, NJ
08002

Website

http://www.brutaliteas.com/, https://linktr.ee/brutaliteas

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